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An excuse people use on the internet when someone calls them out on their stupidity. The implication being they screwed up because they're tired.
"I'm drunk" is a related excuse.
Guy 1: Obama bailed out the banks because he's a socialist.
Guy 2: Actually, that was George Bush.
Guy 1: Oh yeah... I need to go to bed.
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said to girls when boys want to enter their butt hole with their penis
Damnnnn Haley i am going to cut your cake in frount of your mama!
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The name of the greatest song in existence. Made by Mishovy šílenosti
I'm back
Chorus
I play Pokemon Go every day
I play pokemon Go
I play Pokemon Go every day
I play pokemon Go
Verse 1: Misha
When I wake up
I'm grabbing my phone
I wanna catch 'em all
I wanna play Pokemon
All day long, all day long
Chorus
I play Pokemon Go every day
I play pokemon Go
I play Pokemon Go every day
I play pokemon Go
Guitar Solo by Metadon
Chorus
I play Pokemon Go every day
I play pokemon Go
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When someone wants to become extremely high or are mentally unstable.
"I want to go to the Moon," Kalel said.
This originated with Groucho Marx in his 1930 movie "Animal Crackers." Playing the character Captain Spalding, he is an African explorer who hates high society, so when introduced at an event, he immediately wants to leave and sings these words in his opening song.
Hello! I must be going!
I cannot stay
I came to say
I must be going
I'm glad I came
But just the same
I must be going, la-la!
A sentence along with i don’t feel so good said by Spider-man (tom holland portrayal), before his death in infinity war that triggers the spider-man/marvel/tom Holland fandom.
Person A: I don’t wanna go...
Person B: *crying* you know how I feel, why would you say that?
Person A: ...
Person B: you put me in such an uncomfortable situation, like you know that I’m trying to be happy, to see if it’ll work out here and I know that it’s not
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