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Person A: Teacher can i go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I dont know, can you?! 1?1!1!?11!!1
*Person A is annoyed as fuck*
Person A: Fuck you stupid fucktard teacher. Suck my balls and lick my ass!
If the world is ending youll come over r?
I know you know we know weren't meant for each and its fine
I know you are there
I can read your minds
A phrase you use when you want to simultaneously confuse the dingleberries out of someone and also manipulate them at the same time. Works like a charm but don't use this on people who know what it means or you'll just make a fool of yourself.
Jason : Who the hell was throwing a party in our basement the other night ??
Kevin : I don't recall anything about a party the other night
Jason : Then why are there 297 empty cans of bud light in the basement
Kevin : Please James I can explain everything
Jason : You know i know you know where this is gonna lead to
Kevin : ????
Jason : LOL
Kevin : *Trips on a Bud Light can and falls ass over tea kettle
Jason : LOL
when you have commited a crime in the elder scrolls v: skyrim and a guard reconizes you.
Wait, i know you!
your making a mistake..
there's no mistake, your a wanted man/woman and its time to pay for your crimes
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What you say when someone awkwardly approaches you
“Hey are you that kid who pops into biology and then leaves?”
“I’m sorry… Do I know you?”
(Ikyfl) Its a saying that kinda means that what you just said is so crazy that it might as well be a lie
Him-Lol that was the girl that broke up with me
Friend- I know you fucking lying
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