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pissing in a condom, freezong and fucking, well, anything with it
lance just gave virginia the ol' icy mike
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An Icy Mascara is when you unleash a huge load of freshly brewed seamen over a girl's eye lash (when her eyes are closed) You then tell her to keep her eyes shut for a couple minutes, when she tries to open them, they will be stuck shut.
Jack: Did you see Tiffany today?
Rick: Nah, Why?
Jack: Man i gave her the dirtiest icy mascara ever, her eye is half closed and it's bloodshot
Rick: Jesus Christ man, it must of been a sticky load.
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When a guy is getting head from a girl, he gets her to keep ths jizz in her mouth. Then, he (gently) clamps his hand over her mouth and whispers in her ear, "Sorry for the herpes." If successful, she will have a gag reflex and the jizz will shoot out her nose. That's the icy dragon. Supposedly it feels really messed-up.
I gave that girl the best icy dragon ever, but she is still really pissed (she says she can still smell it).
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The act of defecating in the ice machine at a hotel, typically done by motherless souls who wish to express dissatisfaction with the hotel owner, and don't know the appropriate way to do so.
#1 The maid didn't leave a mint on my pillow last night, so I showed them. I gave them an icy decker!
#2 You sick fuck
#1 Guilty!
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This is the act of inserting ice cubes into the ass of a man or women. Then having sex with this ass until it melts. Putting a bowl underneath it so when its melted you can drink the bowl.
Maddox: Damn! I just icy eskimo’d Eva last night!
Bradley: Cool bro! Wanna show me tonight
When you're fucking a girl in the ass and pull out, leaving a big gaping hole (porn style, baby!) that you spray with an upside-down compressed air can, causing the anal region to be coated with a thin, icy layer and a few stalactites.
Dude - I tried to give your girlfriend an icy cavern last night, but all that came out was a puff of air.
Prison slang for an iced honey bun.
I’m going to the canteen to get an icy white.