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Plutonic (ploo-tonn-ick)

"Pl~U~tonic" is often mistaken for "pl~A~tonic" whereby respective individuals are attracted but conscientiously abstain from sex.
Sooo ironically, a "Pl~U~tonic" relationship is one whereby the respective individuals shag each other crazy until too sore to continue!?!

Perfect examples of a "Pl~U~tonic" relationship are:

- when a couple meet, share Acorn coffee & are respectively topless & pantless in bed within 30 mins, soon massaging, then kissing & after passing out wake with her hands on his erect penis & proceed to fuck immediately

- directly after drinking too many milk based beverages & gorging respectively on steak & pancakes, the female follows the male home, clothes are magically but fortuitously removed & they fuck immediately; OR where the female proceeds directly to their own home but cannot shake the building desires that engross her every thought & eventually (within 48 hours is acceptable) invites the male over for Acorn coffee but really has the single, overwhelming need to fuck immediately, which of course happens in her "Princess & the Pea" 3 mattress bed

Generally, where a woman uses the word "Pl~U~tonic" it is purposeful & done so to basically advise the male "yeah, I'm dying to fuck the 'friend' out of you, lets lock it in for sometime soon though, OK!"

The word "Pl~U~tonic" is NEVER used by males except where referring to a situation where a female has used the word towards him...

Female (usually smoking hot & gagging for it!): "Let's not have sex & be "Plutonic (ploo-tonn-ick)" friends, OK"
Male: (says) "OK"
Male: (thinks) "I read ya 110%, you're not gonna shag my brains out (say) in my car while I drive around pretending to not find your car, but definitely soon"

by Captain Plutonic May 1, 2013

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The Bitch Ick

A term for the uncomfortable feeling a guy gets when a girl says something that makes him realize she might not be a good match for him. It happens when she expresses views or attitudes that clash with his values or what he wants in a partner, like saying she hates kids or doesn't care if her child is gay or lesbian. It's like a sudden realization that she's not the right person for him, causing him to lose interest in her romantically.

"After she casually mentioned how she'd never want kids and wouldn't care if her son or daughter were gay, he felt the Bitch Ick settle in, realizing she wasn't the right fit for him."

by Flexium April 6, 2024


Big Ick Energy

The opposite of BDE

These dating apps are full of Big Ick Energy.

by rbcharis November 8, 2022


a human ick

lelli kelli.

who is a human ick?
lelli kelli.

by sksodoejsnif February 20, 2022


a human ick

lelli kelly.

who is a human ick?
lelli kelly.

by sksodoejsnif February 20, 2022


Sit the ick

Sit the ick

Something you gotta do when you gotta do

"i gotta sit the ick"
"oh okay, go ahead"

by SillySausage42 September 11, 2022


the ick

someone that makes you cringe, like jojo siwa on vine or rhea flanigan on tiktok.

bob- "she gives me the ick"

by africanmonkeysneedhelp January 2, 2023