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School policy that prohibits chewing gum on campus so students don't stick the gum under the desks or put it on the floor.
My school has gum control. It's dumb. No gum aloud. They tell us to spit it out but usually everyone pops another one back in.
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To be on cruise control means you are detached from the world: you glide through, paying limited or no attention to events which occur around you. You often stare into space. You may daydream, but most of the time you aren't really thinking about anything. You may feel lost even in familiar surroundings.
This can result from the break-up of a relationship, trouble within the family or the death of someone close to you.
It may involve drug use.
The term derives from the cruise control system on a car, which allows a specific speed to be set and regulated automatically by an onboard computer; the driver does not have to use the accelerator pedal
Ever since my brother killed himself, I've been totally out of it: I'm on cruise control.
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Stuff parents, schools, and retards put on computers to block most bad websites. Sometimes it just blocks out porn and drug websites, but other times it blocks EVERY FUCKING WEBSITE such as Youtube, Agar.io, and any fun social media site.
Only retards use parental controls.
I want to bust a huge nut but my school has extremely strict parental controls
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something that overprotective parents put on their kids computers and televisions -but don't worry kids, their are sites you can get on
go to lemonrocks.com :-)or-
(girls-do a search on male genitles)
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Someone who feels justified in attempting to control aspects of another persons life or manipulate others into doing what the controlling person wants. This person will eventually lose friends, have many failed relationships, only hang around people they believe are controllable/inferior to them, and last but not least pressure everyone else around them to think how they think. Some will change their ways but most do not. The only way they change is if they face a major loss in their life such as a divorce, a breakup, or being fired from their job that finally makes them start to question themselves instead of only the people around them.
Me: "i dont think i can go to the park right now, i have to do a couple of things"
Control Freak: "what do you mean? you just said you were gonna go ? just come with us we'll have a great time. you like the park"
Me: "i understand that i like the park but i just cant go i have something to do around that time"
Control Freak: "dude you just said it, this is ridiculous. why cant you go we talked about it all week? youll have a good time, me and (some non-demanding person) will be there. this is why your such a failure at (insert anything here) and youve gotta grow a pair and (insert baiting insults here)
Me: "sorry man im going to do some chores"
Control Freak: "WHATEVER MAN! im not going to invite you to the party now and im going to take back my ipod, your so unreliable and (insert faux punishment here)
Me: "whatever take your materialistic bullshit and shove it up your tight asshole."
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just that asshole who thinks he's on top the world when everyone else behind his back thinks and knows that he is a fricking asshat
Oh my god, I hate that fucker! He's such a control freak!
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To undo, take back, fix. Stems from the ctrl-z button on Windows computers that undoes the last action performed.
I failed this test! Control z that!
I just hit that old lady with my car. Control z!
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