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what u say when u thirstin for a donald duck
ayo is that donald duck? i want him to crush my face so bad
When you're impressed by someone so much you'd do anything for this person
Omg! You're so lovely. Sit on my face already.
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To shit on one's face is to "mess", or kid with one's self. Similar to "Nah, I'm just shitting you".
Person a)"Dude, your Mum just died..."
Person b)"...Omg..."
Person a)"LOL! Nah I'm just shitting on your face!"
"<suprising comment>"
"Dude, dont shit on my face, are you serious?"
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1. A term used to describe a reaction of unbelief; used to express one's confuzzled curiosity over the motivation of something that has been said to him or her.
2. When other phrases or words are inappropriate or lacking, these words can be used to show that one is void of ideal words or outwardly reactions to a given situation or event.
3. An online onomatopoeia for when one shakes his or her head. Yes, there is quite a bit of sound involved when shaking one's head.
Married man: Hey John, how's your wife and kids doing?
Single man (John): I don't have any wife and kids. I'm not married yet, remember?
Married man: Haha, I just wanted to see how you'd react to that.
Single man: You trink my face.
Amy: Hey, I have something to tell you.
John: What is it?
Amy: I think I have found the right simile to describe our relationship...
John: What is that?
Amy: You're like the soymilk I have to put into my cereal when my regular milk goes bad.
John: Ok, you trink my face. (Shakes head).
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A compliment to women, implying they are usually good looking and attractive, but not nessacerily meaning the person whats the female to sit on his face.
"Look at her! Sit on my face alert!"
"Wow, your a bit of a sit on my face arnt you hunny"
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Originally used to describe being embarrassed or feeling foolish. Now more literally used to describe a poor clean up job after jerking off or getting a blow job, where "egg" is visible in an obvious place like the jeans, shirt or face. Which can cause embarrassment.
I went home for a nooner and spent the rest of the day without realizing I had egg on my face.
My girlfriend gave me a hummer before we hit the clubs, we thought we did a good clean up job, but when we got under the black lights we realized we both had a little egg on our faces.
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Balls In My Face
The phrase 'Balls In My Face' is a slang term which refers to the lack of "action" or attention from the opposite sex. This term can be used by both sexes though it is generally regarded as a term for conversation between males. A proper use of the term "Balls in My Face" can be phrased; "Last night I tried to take this girl home but I got balls in my face" This example refers to a girl who refuses to sleep with or commit sexual acts with a male and goes home instead. Balls in my face is also a term that can used to describe an extended period of time when a male or female doesn't receive sexual gratification from the opposite sex. An example is as follows. Person 1: Dude, how has the luck with the ladies been?" Person 2: "Lately, i have had balls in my face"
Furthermore, "Balls in my face" can also be used as an insult. For example Person 1 says to person 2: "Hey Eli....you have balls in your face and your your skills with the women are poor"
"Last night I tried to take this girl home but I got balls in my face"
Person 1: "Dude, how has the luck with the ladies been?"
Person 2: "Lately, i have had balls in my face"
"Hey Eli....you have balls in your face and your your skills with the women are poor"
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