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Among us in real life

Among πŸ˜ƒπŸ‘Ώ us πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ in 🏽 real πŸ”Ž life πŸ‘ŠπŸ§¬ (sus, sus) Among πŸ’° us πŸ’°πŸ‘¨πŸ‘¨ in πŸ½πŸ‘ real πŸ‘Ή life πŸ’“ (sus, sus) Playing ❣️ among πŸ’° us πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‘¨ in πŸ‘‰ real πŸ“· life 🧬 Spaceship with my βœ‹πŸ»πŸ˜€πŸ•’ crew πŸ‘¬ Gonna πŸ™ƒπŸ‘ˆπŸ‘ˆ split πŸ•ΊπŸ» up, 😿 spread ✨ out 😝πŸšͺ 'Cause πŸ— we πŸ‘¬ all πŸ˜‹πŸ’© got πŸ‘ tasks πŸ™ŒπŸ€— to do 😀 Gotta πŸ™ˆ find πŸ”πŸ” the imposter 🚫 As they 🀼 try 😈 to sabotage Who 🀷 can 🀦 ♂️ we πŸ‘© πŸ‘© πŸ‘¦ πŸ‘¦ trust πŸ«‚ in πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚ this among πŸ™†πŸ½ us πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ entourage? Heard πŸ‘‚πŸ» a sound, 🎀 turned 😍 around πŸ’ž Looking πŸ‘€ up, 🚘 looking πŸ‘€ down ⬇️ Then 🏿 I 🀒 find πŸ”Ž a dead 🐩 body πŸ’ƒ Gotta πŸ‘‰ blow 🌬 the horn πŸ“― emergency 🚨 Discussion πŸ€” who πŸ‘Ώ should πŸ’˜πŸ€” we πŸ‘© πŸ‘© πŸ‘¦ πŸ‘¦ believe πŸ™ Can't πŸ‘„ decide 😱😱 so now πŸ‘‡ we πŸ‘₯ leave πŸ¦‹πŸ₯° Not ❌ sure πŸ˜‰πŸ”œ what πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ I'm 😏 about πŸ’₯ to see πŸ‘€πŸ‘€ Will πŸ”₯ it be πŸ‘ a dead 😳 body? πŸ’ƒ Still πŸ₯‡ have πŸ™‹πŸ‘πŸŽ£ a task I πŸ™€ must πŸ‘« complete 🚫 Who's β˜‘οΈ the impostΠ΅r? Looking πŸ‘€ sus, who ❓ can πŸ‘Ί we πŸ‘¦πŸ’° trust? 🀞 Who's 🀷 the imposter? 😑😀 Looking πŸ‘€ sus, who πŸ‘€ can wΠ΅ 🧚 trust? πŸ«‚ Who's 🀷 the imposter? 🚫 Looking πŸ‘€ sus, who 🀷 can πŸ₯« we πŸ‘¨πŸ‘© trust? 🀞 Who's πŸ˜‡ the imposter? 😑😀 Looking πŸ˜πŸ’• sus, who πŸ˜‚πŸ€· can we πŸ‘§ trust? 🀞 I'm πŸ€ͺ a ghost, πŸ‘» I'm πŸ˜“ my 🧜🏻 ♀️ biggest πŸ™€ fear 😨 Got killed… ⚰️

Mike: Hey wanna play among us in real life
Jack: Sorry bro too busy on my sis account in royale high

by Trip to mars ad again September 11, 2022


SIRL (Seinfeld In Real Life)

Seinfeld In Real Life is a news story or any other real life event that mirrors something that happened in an episode of Seinfeld.

Hey, did you see that SIRL (Seinfeld In Real Life) article this morning? Some marine bio dudes found a dead whale in Seattle with trash inside, including a golf ball!

Was it a titleist?

by dead777 April 20, 2010

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Among us in real life

A gay ass song made by a couple of white bitches and their boyfriends.

Among us in real life is the worst song ever.

by Balls Obama July 21, 2022

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real life human being

Real life human being...
Means a human being that lives on planet earth...who eats...breathes...and is not a computer....

When i take the time to call a business /service company that i pay a monthly bill to...i expect to discuss my questions/concerns with a real life human being....a real llfe human being....who is a human being ...that lives on planet earth...who eats...breathes and is not a computer...instead of me getting pissed off at a computer....that has no ears... to hear me speak slowly...ever...i think customer service is person to person....and all persons deserve a job....not a computer...

by PRETTY IN COPPER July 18, 2017

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RL (Real life) Troll

Someone who deliberately aggravates or annoys someone by refusing all logic towards any valid point's given in an argument, usually because of stubbornness or general need to be right.
Or un-deliberately by having a general lack of knowledge on the subject while remaining to have a narrow minded discussion and refusing to consider any other opinions, or facts while reassuring themselves with what little knowledge they have.

All of which usually involve from the 'Troll' or 'Troller' after it/they have been proved wrong on one or more occasion.

Rush: You just can't have a thousand folds in a katana
Troll: Nah man, my mate has a katana, he said it had a thousand folds
Rush: but yo...
Troll: nah it just has a thousand fucking folds man
Rush to customer: that guy was such a RL (Real life) Troll

by Silly Mushroom January 11, 2011

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Real Life Jim and Pam

Your friend and their girlfriend who would be the cutest married couple, and couple goals! You can just picture them getting married! They remind you of Jim and Pam from the show β€œThe Office”.

Example:

Friend: Andrew, you and Aislin are a real life Jim and Pam! Get married!

Andrew: We’ll see ;)

Friend: Andrew, you and Aislin are a real life Jim and Pam! Get married!

Andrew: We’ll see ;)

by RiceAndRecordStores August 30, 2018


Just like in real life

A sarcastic statement to express the absurdity or irony of a situation

Jump off the cliff and respawn, and it'll put you where you need to go. Just like in real life

by Onandonandomnom October 30, 2018