Early barnes

When something is shit hot (extremely good) as when john barnes was a young footballer playing for Watford

Did you have a good night out?

Yeah, it was early barnes.

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Jesus Early

A time when it is so early that Jesus Christ would not be fully rested after sleeping.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early

I had to get up Jesus Early for work the other day. I mean, I fell asleep and didn't even awake when my face landed in the deep frier. Someone had to pull me out.

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Early Doors

Only to be used on occasions when the word 'early' doesn't quite get across the earliness of a situation.

Interviewer: "Mr Simms you're 6 hours early!!"

Mr Simms: "Thought I'd get in early doors and make a good impression!"

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early 20s

When your too young to have your life together but old enough to feel like you have to.

"I didn't know what the hell I was doing in my early 20s" -someone who eventually got their shit together

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Early Doucet

1) When you take an early morning mini-dump.
2) Also, apparently, an American Football player.

1) Last night's milk and cookies caused an Early Doucet.
2) Wrestled down at the Rams' 24 is Early Doucet.

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early night

To go to bed early, especially if someone is tired.

Hey Lee I think you need an early night....

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Early release

When a man blows his load first thing in the morning.

I had early release this morning and can't wait for a nooner. I usually start off by rubbing her bean then jump in both feet first.