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The Badger Incident of 1994.

A misunderstanding between the Badger and Myself. People who experience this also report that they "didn't know that fireworks were badger compatible".

I am so sorry about that The Badger Incident of 1994.

by Aagixaa January 7, 2021

26πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Troll Face Incident

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See troll face incident

January 19th, 2021 β€œTroll Face Incident” Incident.

hey bro, did you see the Troll Face Incident thing on tiktok?

they aren’t just incidents.

they aren’t even incidents.

by ArcadeSilence January 24, 2021


Heaven Stairway Incident

On May 27th, 2021 in New York City, we will experience the Heaven Stairway Incident, a horrifying incident in which our Creator will lift us into the skies and we will become one with the holy spirit.

Random Citizen: Holy shit, what's happening?! Is this the Heaven Stairway Incident?!?

YouTube Creator Jschlatt: What the fuck are you talking about? I swear to God, all I see is a goddamn Happy Meal in the backseat of a car! Are you okay, dude? I can seriously take you to the hospital if you want.

by HappyMeal777 December 7, 2020

31πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


string cheese incident

A folk/rock "jam band" that provides decent studio recordings and amazing improvisation on stage. SCI has a lot of influence from roots music, like bluegrass, folk, country, and acoustic blues. With an acoustic guitar, a mandolin, a bass guitar, a drummer/percussionist, and keyboards, The Cheese deliver an eclectic blend of instruments and musical styles, and from this produce amazing live shows called "Incidents."

Deep lyrics in the songs, big dreadlocks on the grass.

Well the rhythm of the road holds the questions to the answers on our minds.

by Goudabaker July 3, 2005

109πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


string cheese incident

none of these guys know what SCI is. SCI is a jamband that plays rock, bluegrass, trance,blues,funk,psychedelic,jazz,and folk. Some good songs to listen to are Pirates, Rivertrance, Water, Restless Wind, Mouna Bowa, Texas, Born On the Wrong Planet, Eye Know Why, Latinissmo, !Bam!,etc. Well thats it the Cheeze is just plain amazing oh yeah they play some great covers too like Chameleon, I Know You Rider, Panama Red, Naive Melody. These guys jam.

Man I love going to see the String Cheese Incident, no matter what its a good time.

by ianb18 November 3, 2005

94πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Remilia Scarlet Incident

The Remilia Scarlet Incident was a shocking event that transpired over the course of May 2020-December 2020, when the incident was discovered by independent investigators.

Description: The Remilia Scarlet incident was a dastardly event in which a young man from New South Wales, Australia, looked up Remilia Scarlet on danbooru, and proceeded to ejaculate his seed all over the room. It was considered a major containment breach by the Australian Federal Police, and as a result, 3 decontamination units were dispatched to the location in order to contain said incident. That is when things turned violent.

The young boy morphed into a sort of being, and proceeded to attack the 3 decontamination units of 4 men, killing 12 people marking one of the greatest catastrophes in AFP history. Fast forward to 5 months later, 3 independent researchers noticed a bookmark in this boy's tabs, and when questioned about them, the young boy self imploded and as a result, tumbled into a depressive state before being purified by the might of these brave 3 researchers.

Now, the young boy lives with the Post Traumatic Stress of his ejaculation addiction to anime girl of 2hou, Remilia Scarlet. He is outcasted amongst members of his society, and because of the 12 AFP Officers he gruesomely murdered, he will serve multiple life sentences in the near future.

Zach: Hehe man look at me bro im gonna c00m to rem1l1@ sc@rl3t man hehehe
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH IM C0000000MING

------ 3 days later -------
A young boy murdered 12 decontamination police units earlier today in order to protect his nut from being terminated, nut spilled over an anime girl. This incident will be known as the Remilia Scarlet Incident.

by Allahman20 August 25, 2021

33πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Prison Chowline Incident


1.) The incident in which you make your presence known in prison in order to demonstrate that you are not one to be effed with. Best if done the day of or shortly after your arrival in prison.

2.) An incident in life in which one "goes for broke" in order to establish authority or street cred with others such as new co-workers, classmates or roommates.

The most poignant example, from which the term derives its name, is shanking a fellow prisoner in the neck while in the chowline after said prisoner cuts in front of you.

Sample sentence: "When Larry put his fist through the copy machine glass the first day of work then licked the blood off his fist with a smile, his prison chowline incident demonstrated to everyone at Intellefont IT Services that this guy was hardcore."

by TeeJayEmm October 2, 2006

33πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž