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The most addicting social media place there is.
Abigail: My iPod was taken away. I wish I had Instagram back
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A kind of "sketchpad" for professional and advanced amateur photographers who got over Flickr 3 years ago. Frequently maligned by more-money-than-talent "photographer wannabes" even though it becoming really popular with professional photojournalists and editorial shooters who don't have the desire/need to get 15 minutes of pseudo fame by being "interesting" or "explored."
A photographer wannabe: "I spent $12,000 on gear, how come you are getting laid?"
Instagrammer: "Because I just had a picture featured in the New York Times that I shot with Instagram."
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A place that steals memes from reddit and has more photoshop than a picture store.
Instagramer: Hey look at this meme
Redditor: Seen it.
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A mother who has a really fine daughter. A daughter that you would like to fuck and impregnate, making her mother a grandmother. Instant grandmother aka Instagram.
Mrs. Robinson is a fucking Instagram. Her daughter Kelsey is so damn fine.
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a bitch, fix ur fucking app or else i will sue u. idgaf lol.
someone: OMG DID YOU DOWNLOADED THE APP CALLED INSTAGRAM?
me: fuck no that app is a bitch
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International Hoes Marketplace
«Hoe hoe hoes!» (Santa arrives on Instagram)
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It’s is an app that steals almost everything from Reddit. It’s steals memes. People who use Instagram are all normies.
“Do you know Instagram?”
“Oh that shit? The one which steals memes? Yeah”
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