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Streaking lights, loud sounds, and instincts

The elements that keep Knuckles} going

Streaking lights, loud sounds, and instincts
Are the elements that keep me going

by Da Something January 21, 2021


The Clench Instinct

When a human dies, their final instinct is to clench their lower orifices. This is why Necrophiliacs claim that corpses are better than the real thing.

Human 1: Dude you see that girl when she was almost stabbed.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.

Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.

by erwkjls;lkqy54gb March 18, 2019


extinct by instinct

Making a poor or even fatal decision based on hasty judgment or a gut reaction

IDK MANNNNNNN JUST BE EXTINCT BY INSTINCT LIKE THE DINOSAURS

by Kushlossus of Klout November 20, 2021


instinctical

an action you commit based purely on instinct.

an example of its use is as a way out of an akward situation where you did something embarrassing.

"Did you seriously just take off your pants?"
* Awkward silence*
"Um...well it was purely instinctical!"

"You just gave me the middle finger."
"No I didn't! I mean, I did, but it was instinctical, so it didn't mean anything."

by glabsager April 07, 2010


Instinctive Inquiry

1. A deliberate yet unstructured approach to experimentation where the question is carefully crafted with a clear goal in mind, but the testing process is fluid, spontaneous, and open to unexpected insights. It values creativity, instinct, and adaptability over conventional scientific rigor, fostering discovery through non-traditional methods.

2. A process of exploration and testing that begins with a purposeful, well-thought-out hypothesis or question, aimed at reaching a specific and intentional conclusion. Unlike traditional scientific methods, the approach to testing is freeform, relying on intuition, gut feeling, and creative exploration rather than rigid protocols or measurement.

Instead of following a strict experimental protocol, Sarah approached the problem with instinctive inquiry, allowing her intuition and spontaneous insights to guide the process, ultimately uncovering a solution she hadn’t expected.

by NakedEdmund February 19, 2025


Jarsquat instinct

The innate urge to squeeze glass objects with a hand or other orifice until it shatters.

Ronald: hey Bill, you ever get jarsquat instinct while stocking preserves?
Bill while intensely clutching a jar of jam: how did you figure out?

by Jank Sinatra September 12, 2023


Heard Instinct

The instinct of the herd of humanity to follow what they've heard regardless of its validity.

(Nothing much to do with Amber Heard)

Heard Instinct seems to dominate the commentary on many online plotforms*

by PartisanZ July 21, 2022