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The act on paying taxes for your nipples, in case you're worried about tripping when you run, then scrape your nipples off.
Person 1: Damn boi, Jane scraped her titties for running too fast, she got Nipple Insurance!
Person 2: Wow
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When a band, singer or comedian is so bad, but has the respect of the fans to cheer anyways.
Man, Johns show was so awkward yesterday. The only reason why he got cheers, was because he had fan insurance.
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The reason why women usually kill their husbands.
Miss. Smith received life imprisonment for killing her husband for the insurance money.
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These females are what is known as a God send to any male looking for easy sex. You will find these girls at all nightclubs up and down the UK. They normally never refuse sex and are not the most attractive in their appearance.
If a male has failed in his conquest to find a sex partner for the night, he can always lower his standards and find a "Insurance Whore". Just like car insurance will never let you down, neither will a 'Insurance Whore".
Les: I really came to this club looking for a nice girl to have sex with, but it's getting late and I can't see myself getting lucky now.
Phil: Don't be such a quitter, theres loads of "Insurance Whores" in this place, you just have to lower your standards.
Les: Thanks mate, You always know what to say to cheer me up!
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A social or informal practice where a group of girls collectively discuss and potentially exaggerate an event that didn't go in one girl's favor, with the aim of depreciating the other parties values and worth in hopes of making them be hated, or seen as a disturbance by others.
One evening, Isabella and her four friends convened in her living room, the atmosphere tinged with a mixture of empathy and concern. Isabella shared her emotional turmoil over the recent breakup, recounting the events leading to the dissolution of her relationship. Her friends, keenly attuned to her feelings, engaged in discussions that gradually integrated elements of 'Girl Insurance.'
Within the context of these conversations, facts regarding the breakup were interwoven with strategic exaggerations, tactfully crafting a narrative that depicted Isabella's former partner in a less favorable light. The focus subtly shifted towards underscoring perceived shortcomings and inconsistencies in the partner's character and values.
Through the artful engagement of 'Girl Insurance,' Sarah, Jessica, and Mia endeavored to subtly depreciate Isabella's former partner's values and worth within the collective perception. The calculated intent was to evoke a sentiment that bordered on aversion among their social circle, fostering an environment in which Isabella's former partner's actions were viewed as discordant with shared values and norms.
Recognizing the responsibility of having children is so costly that you decide to freeze your testicles to make sure that accidents don't happen.
Testicles are frozen for later use.
"Holy Smokes, did you see Juli's son took a crap on her porch?... Her husband should have had some BALListic insurance."
What you get when you see a lowered Honda Civic DX fly by going 20 mph faster than you on the freeway. You may conclude that, for the next few minutes, any radar-gun toting cops will be attracted to this beacon of traffic tickets. Not valid over long periods of time, as the Civic may get off on any off ramp.
One cannot use this too much as you yourself might become someone else's speed insurance.
I was driving down I5 when a Corolla and an Accord estate started street racing in front of me, I cruised 10 mph faster for the next 10 minutes thanks to my newfound speed insurance.
Whenever I see an 89 Camero supposedly "burn me" in the carpool lane I sit back and enjoy my speed insurance.