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Something that has gone PRETTY FUCKING DOWNHILL the last few years, at first it was a place where you could say whatever the fuck you wanted and no one got offended.. It was pretty damn great, but nah now everyone is more sensitive than a fucking throbbing clit and it's fucking depressing, no one can take a joke nor can anyone fathom the fact that everyone has a different opinion.

Sensitive Kid: LMAO FAM LETS PLAY SOME AMONG US
Other guy: Ew no Among us is overrated and stinky
Sensitive Kid: KASKJASKJAKJASK IM GONNA DOX YOU TONIGHT BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Other guy: Man the internet is pretty fucking gay nowadays

by idc about your opinion December 1, 2020

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Internet

Thee who oposes thy lord, without cable thy shall fail. With 56k they shall fall, where art thou oc-192.

by Brad July 29, 2003

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Internet

1.An entity consisting of over 9000 million servers connected with one another. Its purpose is to host and distribute information and to make communication easier.

2.Serious business

The internet is serious fucking business! Don't forget it, bitch!

by PresidentMudkip July 14, 2011

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Internet

The best thing made since electricity...

The Internet is like a second Earth where people are better than in RL

The Internet ROCKS YOUR MOM!

by Finalword April 23, 2007

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Internet

The Inner lining inside of your swim trunks which helps keep your ballsack warm and dry. You "Log" onto your internet by urinating inside of your trunks in fear.

Marge: How are the kids going to get home?
Homer: I dunno. Internet?

by G-Union July 7, 2003

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Internet

Basically, a gigantci porography add,with a few World of Warcraft forums to mix things up. Urban Dictionary is here too, but only nerds look at that crap.

Hey Frank, what are you going to do on the internet?

Oh, I was gonna play WoW, then masturbate to some porn!

Yeah, so your not gonna check out Urban Dictionary?

What? Do I look like a loser to you?

by Waqcku May 29, 2005

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Internet

will make you very fat

Person #1 Looks like bob gained a few pounds.

Person #2 Its that damn internet.

by Bob Dole 123 April 17, 2007

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