foxy inversion

A common misstatement of drunk girls who believe the shocker is “one in the pink, two in the stink”

She said she was adventurous in bed so I gave her the foxy inversion

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Inverse Stalking

When one checks LinkedIn to see if a specific individual has stalked them on LinkedIn, an act which in itself can be defined as stalking.

Meg checks LinkedIn to see if Travis has checked out her profile. Meg is Inverse Stalking.

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inverse rape

When a woman rapes a man.

Girl: Come on, you know you like me
Guy: *doesn't like her*
Girl: I am sick and tired of waiting
*rapes*
Random Guy: OMFG SHE INVERSE RAPED HIM!!

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inverse grogan

where you shit into a toilet bowl through your mouth facing backwards on the toilet. not to be confused with when you pee over your shoulder facing away from the urinal.

"If you should could you if?"

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inverse moustache

A woman, of the female variety, who has a very hairy lower back (just above her butt).

"That broad has one wicked nasty inverse moustache! I can only Imagine the hairy jungles of her nether-regions." <then you would puke>

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Inverse Ascension

A song by the metal band 'Chaos Faerie'.
The title is in reference to the line "take me to the fuckin' ground, I need to see the light."
... it's fucking retarded as it could have been simply called 'falling', 'descending' or 'going down'.

"You heard Inverse Ascension by CF?"
"Yeah... fuckin' sucks don't it?"
"FUCK YOU!"

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Inverse Intoxication Principle

The principle stating that people who say that they are "soo drunk right not" are usually fairly sober, while people who say they are "not that drunk" are usually highly intoxicated.

Max: Dude, I swear I'm not that drunk.

Sam: You just pissed in our trashcan asshole. I think you're pretty fucked up right now.

Kyle: Yeah he's gone. Perfect example of the Inverse Intoxication Principle.