A non-existent college football program.
Dodger Mike and Mark Ondo tailgate in the parking lot drinking beverages.
Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!
Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!
Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!
Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.
Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!
Dodger Mike and Mark fist bump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the game.
Is an amazing person who is good at many things is very strong too. :-)
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Hot guy w curly hair that plays soccer and is very loving and caring. He has a sense of style aka drip and is a big Playboi carti fan
A 16 -year old highschool boi who is deeply in love with j.
BRIAN IRVIN love yourself
The religion based off the belief that Irvine, California exists as a prosperous technology hub of Orange County. Many who are oppose the following of Irvinism state that the city is but a mere lake.
Man, that little dingus is now a staunch believer of Irvinism. What a basic individual.
A great guy, with an amazing personality. Tall and has beautiful eyes.
Very muscular and has a nice smile.
He can make you laugh and he's a good looking guy.
Hey , meet my friend Irvin he's a gentleman.
Best mixing engineer to get you sounding right, all for a fee!! Gotta PAY TF UPP
Lets go to IV (IRVIN)to get our songs mixed :)