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Ass thrashing bum busting monkey fucker
Hey Jenn, you should start calling me Mighty Irwin after last night.
Cop:Youre such a ronan irwin u dirty man
Guy:I know. The amount of waines in my basement is a shambles
The best damn guy to ever walk this plannet. He was pretty much badass in every single way. He was also known as the Crocodile Hunter. Sadly killed by a stingray barb to the heart September 2006.
RIP - Coolest Dude Ever!
"Steve Irwin is my hero, you guys!"
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A South African colloquial term for a child or teenager who thinks that they’re always right about everything. They are usually extremely stubborn and have a hard time admitting that they were wrong.
Person 1: “Yeah so I was just having a normal conversation about the weather when he started screaming at me and telling me that I’m wrong”
Person 2: “Jeez that guy sounds like he’s a real Sean Irwin”
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The most hated duty station in the United States Army. You work 18 days straight a month, its super hot, or super cold. You are 30 miles to the nearest town. Nearest city is victorville an hour away. Commuting Fort Irwin Road is the worst drive you'll ever encounter. This place is misery, avoid at all cost. Even if you are from Southern California i.e. (Los Angeles, Orange, San Diego, San Bernandino counties) avoid. You wont be able to go home if you are assigned to the 11th Armored Calvary Regiment, only on four days then you have to drive back up to this shithole.
PVT. So. Cal: "I am reenlisting to go home, going to Fort Irwin."
SGT Smart: "It's not worth it, trust me Fort irwin is the most hated duty station in the United States Army."
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A private school on the mainline. A very rigorous academic program cuases students potential break downs from time to time. Although its students have been stereotyped as blonde haired and blue eyes, there are many girls there who dont have the affore mentioned features. However, it is a truth that almost every student wears pearl earings and ribbons each day. Also they are known for their high amounts of spirit on such theme days as the christmas assembly, Spirit days, and halloween. All in all Agnes Irwin, affectionately called Irwins by those who attend, is a school in which people pay to break into tears, manically deck out their assigned places in their class colors, and roll out of bed each morning, throw a kilt on and race to school.
"Sometimes Irwins makes me want to run myself into a wall, and other times, I speed in the morning to get there"
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To get Steve Irwined is to be killed or greivously injured doing something you love in a really ironic way. Comes from the one time that Steve Irwin was killed by a manta ray while filming an underwater video.
Crikey! The manta ray just stabbed me chest!
I totally Steve Irwined Adam at smash brothers.
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