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Firstly a tight seal must be created- the male covers the vagina with his butthole. This is essential. Next the male emits a fart that MUST BE gassy and hot into the vagina. The desired effect mimics that of a microwaved hot pocket where the bag expands. After completing the emission the male quickly covers the vagina with his hand (as to maintain the seal). At that point he performs cunilingus.
(Girl bragging to friend)
My boyfriend loves me so much that he gave me a hot pocket while we were watching the Wonder Years
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/'hat-'pak-et/ noun (origin from overly processed white trash foods of america and the never ending search for vagina euphamisms) 1: vagina; 2: vagina; 3: vagina; and/or 4: diseased vagina, as in the 4 cheese variety
Jane went to the gynecologist to have her hot pocket examined.
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a Hot Pocket is when the guy takes a dump in the girl's vagina and then they have sex
"Hey we should make it interesting tonight, lets try a Hot Pocket, you shit in my pussy and then we fuck."
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When you shit inside a vagina and then cum all over it to close it
That pornstar was amazing she let me give her a hot pocket
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the act of lubing your condum with icy-hot then fucking the bitch till she thinks she has gonneria
Joe mommas gotta hot pocket
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