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She is hot attractive and lovable she is the most popular girl in school and every guy likes her she is genuinely an amazing person and hates it whenever some calls her may June July or any other MONTH and she also hates it when people ask why she isn't born in April
William: dude that's April you should go ask her out
Jeramy: ok I know exactly what to ask her
William: she hates it when you ask her why her names April or why she isn't born in April and also don't call her any other month
Jeramy: wow you know a lot about her
William: well I searched her up on urban dictionary
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The April i know is stubborn, annoying and really, really short. But she is an awesome friend and she sticks up for you when she's not being bitchy. She is actually hilarious and we all love her so, so much.
Person 1 "Who's that midget who's having 5 zooper doopers and is going mental?"
Person 2 "oh her? thats just april. :)"
The most amazing person ever, Selena’s bestie, and has the biggest heart known to man, did I mention their gorgeous?
“You see April over there?”
“Yes?”
“Well don’t say anything bad about her, or else Selena’s gonna beat your ass!”
They can be very beautiful but have a lot of insecurities . She may be shy and cold when you first meet one but once you get to know an April they are a funny, loud bish. It doesn't take long for them to fall in love either and once they do they won't stop talking about there Crush but, she'll lie about having feelings for them. April's can be good girlfriends to she'll care for you and they'll never break your heart they will text you 24/7 and they will always come to your house even when not planned because they will love you to much. There also great stalkers If one of her friends has a crush there right on insta, Snapchat, tiktok to find your future mansss or girlss.
Hey, see that girl over there she's so pretty
That's an April
I've heard she's an amazing girl friend
April's are one of the most gorgeous women out there when she laughs it'll make your day and when she cries it'll make you want to help her as much as possible. April is also the greatest girlfriend anybody can find, they are very serious about their relationship and will take lots of time into it. Most April's are Irish or Italian and most April's are Latinas, April's are bi-lingual, they can speak Italian, Spanish, Japanese, and much more. Most April's are also very flat, they have no ass and it seems they have no breasts but trust me, they do, most of there ass's grow when there 16 or 17 but never say anything you'll regret, they'll remember every single word you said to them and make it come back to you in the future. but other than that, April's are harmless and every April should be a model when there 16 and 17.
"Oh- Who's that?"
"Hm? Oh, that's April. She's gorgeous, isn't she?
"Yeah, but she doesn't have an ass."
"Don't say that dude! Just wait for nature to do its course. it'll come, and it'll come in hard."
Someone who is really good at animal noises and can bowl really good.
A name given to a girl while her mother is to doped up on pain pills to think of a more creative/and or original name to give her child. And no, switching the "i" with a "y" in April does NOT make it any better. As for personality, how the hell should I know? You can't judge the personality of a person soley based on their name.
Boy: Hey! What's your name?
April: Hi, my names April.
Boy: (about to ask the most overasked/stupid question ever) Oh! So were you born in April too? *jokingly*
April:... *shuffles awkwardly*
Boy:... *blink* Oh my God you were! Hahahahahahaha!!
April: SHUT UP! My mom thought it was clever at the time! *runs off in shame*
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