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"I'm coming over later."
"Let me show you my shower curtain... ;)"
"I'll bring my sex shorts."
The phrase your girlfriend says when she's on the brink of a tantric orgasm
Oooooohh, yeah, yes yes, fuck me until you cum in my pussy , oh daddy aaah, aaaah, *pussy squirt
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Talking about you.
Let me guess you want me to apologize.
A phrase often used to induce the other person to send memes.
S: I don't really know memes
A: ok. show me what you got
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Over the years listening to people Complaints about everything under the sun. people asking the stupid question. people talking about the same thing over and over and over. After listening to people thoughts, stories, and opinions. You just went to say fuck this, fuck that, fuck me, fuck you, fuck off.
well fuck this, fuck that, fuck me, fuck you, fuck off.
Arguably the best, smoothest pick up line known to mankind.
Usually said by a male who is in close proximity to a female, such as two people sitting next to each other on a couch.
An attempt to escalate the level of physicality of a relationship, ideally leading to sex. Often muttered in an incoherent Boston accent.
Male sitting next to a female: "You can lay your legs on me if you want to."
Female: "No thanks."
Male: "Awwp, you don't like me like that? Awwp! Pffh! Awwp!
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The iconic words spoken by Harry Styles to Louis Tomlinson in a video of them playing with chocolate coins in 2011. One of the cutest (and oldest) Larry Stylinson moments. P.S. louis tops
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