Physics

The fundamental study of everything, it's cool as shit.

Bob: Man physics sucks! When a pencil falls down, it falls down, why is there all this fucking math?!
Alice: Because information can be relayed about it's fall with mathematics.

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Physics

The most important science in the world, that comes in many forms such as my favorites in order:

Quantum Physics

Astro Physics

Physics is the study of why things are, why things were, and why things will be;
it study’s the brain and why or how it thinks the way it does; it study’s string theory and how to unify all fields of physics, theoretical and the not theoretical; it study’s stars and why they create heat; red-shifting, and nuclear fusion and fission, the ever expanding universe or universes and why they might stop expanding, collide, implode, or disperse completely.

But those are the big things, if you want to get into the small things such as universes the size of Planks, things that if a atom another unimaginbley small thing were the size of the solar-system, a Plank would be the size of a tree.How we time travel every time we get in an elevator.
So people who are reading right now do you still think that Physics, and Science are completely irrelevant things in possibly toyed with lives. In this world in which time does not exist, and is just nature way of tricking people into going one place instead of the other. I ask is it really, is it really that irelavant thing in our lives; or is it something that the deceased, but greatest minds in history, Stephen Hawking, and Albert Einstein strived and aspired to understand and kept their minds open to new possibility’s like black-holes. Physics is the building block of everything, without it we would not be here.

PHYSICS IS THE BEST

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Mastering Physics

Literally cancer. Homework website used by colleges to make students google every question on chegg or yahoo answers because clicking anything will take of 50%. Giving college students cancer since 1998.

Person 1:Did you do Mastering Physics yet?

Person 2:Yeah it gave me cancer.

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AP Physics

Child abuse, plain and simple.

My AP Physics teacher did 5 years for giving us a test.

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Mastering Physics

A demonic website used by AP Phsyics high school teachers and college professors to rape any science student. Be prepared to lose all motivation to learn about science. Usually takes 4 hours, 2 hours if you cheat and use chegg or yahoo answers. Side effects include lack of sleep, losing hair, diarrhea, loss of time, and hysteria. Developed by students and MIT, yet it somehow spread to high school and colleges of obviously less intellect. If your teacher or professor assigns this, you might as well drop the class.

Dave: “ Hey, do we have mastering physics tonight?”
Alex: “ Yea, you might as well start now because you won’t be done until 2 A.M.”
Dave: “ Ok, first I’m going to go jump off a bridge.”

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Physics hair

The state one's hair assumes after spending copious amounts of time attempting and ultimately failing to solve a difficult physics problem. It occurs when you run your hand through your hair in frustration of being unable to solve the problem.

I was in the library all night doing physics, you should have seen my physics hair dude.

get physical

The process of putting your thing in her thing

I said to a girl, "Hey baby wanna get Physical?" Then I was suspended for sexual harrasment

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