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stripper myth

Strippers are prostitutes. {Sexually teasing is not exchanging money for sexual gratification...it is exchanging money for sexual frustration. Some people like being teased.}

What goes on in the lap dance booth? That's a stripper myth that prostitutes (not strippers) turn into a reality.

by iluvyou2 May 23, 2008

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Roblox Myth

A roblox myth is a spoopy thing on the game roblox.

Its either 12 year olds trying to get noticed or 14-16 year olds dedicating their life for a brick game to be spooky.
On a real note roblox myths show stories of bad pasts or some weird shit I dont know. They are a popular part of roblox and you see a lot if kids becoming edgy and its gay.
Unless you're not edgy and stuff it's pretty fun. Its like owning an OC pretty much and showing their past through a game.

Spooky myth: "Hi welcome to my game I died 2 days ago *edgy shit blah blah*

Kid: "Omg woah you got noticed by a youtuber for being spoopy I wanna be just like you gasp gasp"

Roblox myth: An OC on roblox with a past story pretty much.

by Apersonwoohoo October 5, 2018

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HIPSTER MYTH

The myth that all the 20 somethings living in Bushwick, Greenpoint or Williamsburg, Brooklyn NY are in fact "rich" or recipients of trust funds. As well as the conceived notion that their encroachment into said "impoverished Brooklyn community" is a bad thing. A concept often shared by people who claim to "miss the old New York" (who were in fact not from NYC or BK themselves back in the late 70's/ 80's/early nineties) and claim they would rather trade the PBR, track bikes, and tight clothing for the "good old days" of crime, urine marinated subway platforms, graffiti, poverty and general unsafe living conditions most similar to a 3rd world country.

BK resident:Look at those rich kid hipsters drinking PBR, they're destoying Brooklyn.

Person with 8th grade reading level: Actually thats a hipster myth you dumbass. They're actually reviving the neighborhood. None of them have any kids either.

BK resident: Huh what!??

8th grade reading level: Yeah people like you are dependant on the hipsters you claim to hate. How old are you now and you're still on that sh*t?

BK: You're right, I am a dumbass. I am going to move to Poughkeepsie.

by mad smart July 2, 2012

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Myth-bust

One who defies the myth that the entire scrotum, and penis can fit into the vagina at the same time.

"Hey I heard Tom totally myth-busted Anna last night, he got everything in there!"

"My scrotum and penis got lost, I was looking and I found it all inside her Vagina! I thought it wasn't possible, I guess I busted that myth."

by Mateo luis November 8, 2007

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Sista Myth

The greatest theatre teacher.
A super lady.

Sista Myth is the greatest. Don't hate.

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


skittle myth

The myth that sticking a yellow skittle up one's vagina after intercourse will reduce likelihood of pregnancy.

Dude did she try the skittle myth?
Yeah man right after I exploded inside her, she slid a skittle up there.
Thats so awesome
Yeah, better work!

by Fierce221 October 24, 2013

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Big Myth

An individual who is such a joke that you often question their status as an actual corporeal being

You know that guy Tuany, man he's such a big myth!

by Rid24 October 6, 2017

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