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People from the country of Italy. We don't wear gold chains, or organized in the mafia. We don't have fake accents and eat pizza 24/7.
We are just normal people that need a chance. Everyone picks on us, because they act like we are 'white' which in fact, we are Latin. Yes. Latin. They say Italian girls are one of the prettiest in the world. We get picked on so much because of how our hair looks, or our brown eyes. Jealous much?
Our olive skin doesn't look disgusting. It makes us unique, along with everyone else.
We have a great culture, history, language, food, family, and lives.
I'm Italian. I'm proud. We're proud. We aren't concieted like you guys think we are, we are just living our lives the fullest and the best we make it.

Bob: YO DAWG IM ITALIAN AND I SPEAK ITALIAN! CIAO CIAO CIAO CIAO.
Alisia: Sia calmo! Non mi preoccupo!
Bob: ZOMG LIKE WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!
Alisia: If you really say you are 'Italian' and you 'speak Italian' you most likely will know.

by outtathisworldsavvy March 10, 2007

43๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Italian

A language that is impossible to learn, because every Italian citizen speaks it differently.

My grandparents both claim to speak Italian, but they don't understand eachother.

by oboemastah June 26, 2007

46๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Italian

Italian

One of the best etnithities to be. Great food, great language great cars, great everything. All you fake ghetto Nike wearing wannabes that wish they were Italian need to die. And if you are or claim to be ''Italian'' you are probably Italian by injection

I'm Italian...be jelous

by Your Mom in a bikini June 30, 2006

94๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


Italianed

Fucked by an Italian.

Yo I just Italianed this girl

by Italianator October 4, 2018


italian

A classification for a type of food that I like a lot.

Me: Hey man did your mom make Italian tonight; I'm very hungry.
Friend: Yea, we're baked ziti.
Me: SWEET!!

by Theory's apprentice July 1, 2006

71๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


Italian

Very hardworking people! Most came from Italy to the U.S. with only a few dollars in their pocket to make a better life and still always work hard. We take our family and our cooking very seriously. We love to cook for loved ones and friends. Our food is probably the most healthy out there. Our trademark is pasta and maranara sauce (or gravy to some). Most people are jealous of us because we are very good people and come from such a gorgeous country. Italian women are very beautiful and are the best cooks and know how to please their men. Italian men are absolutely handsome and dress to impress. Yes we are stubborn, but that doesn't make us bad. People often stereotype us. NO, not ALL Italians are in the Mafia, but the ones who are, are best not to be messed with. They don't screw around so unless you want your balls cut off and dumped into the ocean, you best not even talk shit! Black rappers tend to name themselves Mafia names because they think that makes them look cool. It only makes them hated more. Italians are the best. Spaghetti and meatballs are NOT a traditional Italian meal. We are European! Not Hispanic or Latino!!! Please don't insult us and say we are close to Mexican..that's a disgrace. We are gorgeous, beautiful, fun loving, and obviously the most important people out there..just look at the various movies, television, magazines..etc that we are in!

Examples of what makes us cool: Pizza, Italy, Ferrari, Tiramisu, Gianni Versace, Pasta, FIFA (Nuff said), The Sopranos, Robert DeNiro, Al Pacino, John Gotti, Al Capone..do I need say more?? Didn't think so..

Yes I am Italian and I have my pride for my heritage so fuck off and stop being jealous!

by ItalianGirlGee December 20, 2006

94๐Ÿ‘ 82๐Ÿ‘Ž


Italian

the original Latinos, face up to it my Mexican brothers, our flag is about the same, as is the food, passion and I'd rather be mistaken for a Mexican any day than a WASP.

have a family ethic, besides the work ethos

IF the Roman Empire was in Iraq these days, gasoline would cost 25 cents a gallon

Black folks get Italian names by MARRIAGE, not slavery.

anyone with Italian blood is usually a little bit happier, content, hedonistic

from Sicilia to Roma to Valdaosta, from NYC to Toronto to small towns in Minnesota or Montana- it's all good

An Italian named Pigafetta was Magellan's navigator.

by Alpino July 11, 2008

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