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jbs.n; jbs (Justin Beiber Syndrome) is a horrible, horrible disease that takes our women. This disease is even taking children.

·phone call·

Girl: ·calling·
Guy: Hey
Girl: So I was like totally thinking of Justin Beiber and had like an orgasm so, can you help me clean it up? It was a messy one.
Guy: -_-

Fuck jbs.

by ¨ April 2, 2010

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jb

Jason Becker, one of the greatest guitarists ever. He started the speed metal band Cacophony along with Marty Friedman.
Now he's got ALS (Lou Cherigs disease, he's paralyzed), still, he continues to write beautiful music with the motion of his eyes and chins.

JB should stand for "Jason Becker" and not "Jonas Brothers". Nuff Said.

by ssj-tsurugi July 15, 2009

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JB!

Welcome to JB! where all the rednecks join together to fuck their sisters. Here you can buy weed, or maybe a new Juul for your troubles. You may find that there is little diversity in the students here, and most of them will say you raped them if you touch them on the thigh. You may find some individuals fingering each other in the bathroom, classroom, lunchroom, or even in the library! The football team is trash, they lost just about every game this season. Maybe you think the English teachers suck, but you should meet the math teachers. Oh yeah. Let’s not forget about the agriculture building blowing up!!

Man JB! Is really trashy

by God of the sea obviously June 6, 2019

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jb

A term usually used by the muslim youth in Australia, to define someone who recently has masturbated,, sexual intercourse or simple ejaculated and hasn't purified himself for religious practices. An abbreviation for the arabic/turkish word "Janabat".

No-wonder he got in trouble by his parents, he told me his been JB for three days .

by Ossie Bastard December 5, 2017

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JBS

Just Being Silly - Similar to Just Kidding JK, and Just Playing JP, with a slight tweak, where JK and JP may IMPLY anger, Just Being Silly communicates that any joking was at his or her own expense.

Example -
Prosecutor: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, as my witness has clearly expressed, with audio playback as proof, the defendant CLEARLY said, and I quote, "I will fucking kill you!"
Defense: Objection! Your honor, my defendant was Just Being Silly!
Judge: Order in my courtroom!

Synonym - Just Bull Shitting, not to be confused with Just Being Silly*

by rakelston September 13, 2010

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jb

short way of jonas brothers, a musical group

did u buy the jb new cd?

by kmicoro August 24, 2009

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jbs

just being sincere. used when you are being sincere about something.

John: "baby you looked so fine last night"
Veronica: "awwww that's so sweet!!!"
John: "jbs"
Veronica: "even better :)"

by brostat August 22, 2010

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