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A mighty and extravagant party or flat-out messy mission. Often undertaken when someone's parents are away for the weekend and the house is empty. One prerequisite is that at least one bottle of Jack Daniels is drunk during the night. Although, that isn't the only thing that gets drunk. Tequila and a lot of Lager is also usually on the list.
Usually, the night ends with several people throwing their guts up all over the garden and/or getting jiggy with a random ugly chick from around town. Oh, it happens. Believe me.
-Mikey: "Hey man, my parents are out of town this weekend, I think they're going down the beach or something."
-Joe: "Er... so what does that mean?"
-Mikey: "AH!! JD Night!!"
-Joe: "Oh hell yeah."
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The oldest child of the Jump family, JD is the lighting designer and acting head of the lighting crew for ampersand. Often associated with his decision to become a priest, JD has a Jesus freak license plate on his truck which also has a “ghetto clock” and plenty of Christian music to last the trip.
He can usually be found on the campuses of St. Catherines or St. Chris or in Chesterfield located on the Southside of Richmond, yes he bravely crosses the bridge everyday. JD is an official member of the wank crew and can often be found carrying a “fairy-wand“ one wonders what such a tool could be used for. While certain young girls have questioned his sexual orientation, JD is adamantly straight.
JD has a younger sister who is a tri-varsity athlete. Never fear, JD has also received a varsity letter, the fact that he received it for managing the wrestling team is irrelevant. The future holds a departure from Ampersand and St. Christopher’s to attend Randolph Macon in the fall however it will not be a departure from theater altogether. Once a theater brat always a theater brat, honestly he only returns for the dust.
Innocent passenger: What is this music?
JD: I don't know, let me change it.
Innocent passenger: You managed to change it from a station with bad music to a station with even worse music.
JD: It's a CD
Innocent passenger: Apparently the Jump family is not known for their taste in music.
:P
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The most hated kid at Sandwich High School. He loves driving his dads truck around Sandwich and thinking he is a badass. Everyone is scared of him because he has a gang of shooters consisting of him, Patrick Morris, and Jason Brazil. He will talk shit to other people but will never follow through. Anyone will steal from him because of how big of a faggot he is. His girlfriend is ugly and fat as fuck, with salami sized nipples. He loves sending videos of himself ghosting shirtless, and tries to act hot for his snap chat group chat, which consists of only guys.
"See that gay faggot over there, that is such a JD Thompson."
Beating the meat in the middle of class.
Can you believe that he was pulling a JD.
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A verb or adjective to describe the human emotional feeling of "Just don't give a flying fuck", fed up, can't take anymore, could not possibly care less, and please get out of here now.
Sometimes describes physical pain.
I did not show up for work today because I am so burnt out I'm jd gaff!
Even Katie's love goes jdgaff every several weeks.
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The Chav's haven for 'smart' clothing.
Overpriced 'branded' designer (if you consider Nike/Adidas/Puma that) sports gear that is the cornerstone of the upperclass Chav's/Wally's/Scally's dressing style (lowerclass Chavs will resort to bootleg, counterfeit goods on market stalls). A Store containing everything from street corner ranges to 'Look at me blad, gayn to ma bredrins funeral/weddin layyk..check ma shoes innit doh' occasional clothing. Though clothing from that store is regarded as stylish - especially around the SE , E and N postal areas in London , the rest of the country and of society regard it as trash.
The Chav's idea of looking smart and stylish is buying a t-shirt from 'JD Sports' (laaaykkkk) , keeping the tagging, probably 'Nike' , a pair of grey, expensive jogging bottoms and topping it off with trainers the colour of the rainbow, also costing a weeks worth of benefit support/a day's mugging/stealing.
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a member of the electro-punk feminist band Le Tigre
JD Samson i fucking awesome, I love her!!!!!
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