Jade

A girl who is easily flustered and confused and doesn't think before speaking and that causes her to say very strange things. Besides the lack of thought that goes on in her tiny little brain, she is stunningly beautiful with always tan skin and long luscious brown hair. hold this girl tight and never let her go she will always cheer you up.

"hey Ashley, you're in Bio right? ..... what's a loan shark?" -jade
"When i have a baby, I'm going to feed them with a spork. so they can eat pudding and noodles at the same time!" -jade
"If dolphins had hands they would rule the world, like seriouslyyyy" -jade

girl: omg she is such a jade
boy: i know, listen to what she said
girl: yes, but her beauty is so amazing it doesn't matter what she says.
boy: so true, i would marry her

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Jade

She is a guys utopia (check social textbook)

Bro 1-"do you like Jade"
Bro 2-"dude if I got her it would be utopia"

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jade

Verb. From the adjective, jaded to become emotionally indifferent, worn. To jade another person; to cause them to become indifferent and cynical, generally rhe result of failed romantic relationships.

One woman to another, (discussing a young and innocent guy) "Look how young and innocent he is, no emotional baggage yet". "I'm going to jade him".

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Jade

The best guitarist in the world
The new word for God

"Jade is so Jade damn hot"

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jaded

cynical, disbelief in the sincerity of human motives, believe that the worst will happen, pessimistic

Gary was very jaded about the Republican political agenda, to the point he was preparing to move to Canada.

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Jaded

adj. Worn out, dulled, as from overindulgence.

Kate became jaded about love after the third boyfriend in a month broke up with her.

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Jade

Jade is usually young,pretty,and hilarious.She lights up every room that she walks into and is loyal to her friends. She will never ever go through anything alone because she has true and overprotective friends that would die for her.You can't help but love her.

If you make friends with Jade you can't let her go EVER .Jade is awesome

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