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A condition in which the sufferer only indulgences in a certain type of food (or something) and becomes unable to bear the sight of it anymore.Originating from Becca's dad,who ate too many jaffa cakes and doesn't like them anymore.
Becca: I love madeira cake! Do you wan some madeira cake?
Ash: ew! no! I hate madeira cake!
Becca: how could you hate madeira cake?
Ash: I ate too much of it when I was younger
Becca: Oh,you have jaffa cake Syndrome.
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possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.
"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."
a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.
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A pasty and sickly looking ginger chav
with Brady eyes who will likely steal anything from an e-cig to his own sisters virginity, and then stab you in the back.
"You wanna chill with Connor pal?"
"Na, don't trust him, man looks like a Jaffa Snake"
Being extremely indecisive in all aspects of life
Eg. You said you were going to get a cat for the last 2 years. You are always doing a Jaffa
British Army slang for Just Another Fat Fucking Arsehole.
"How did that new Sergeant get his fucking stripes? He's shite."
"JAFFA, pal. JAFFA."