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James Dave Bond

James Bond's middle name. Mentioned in the fourth book, it was originally going to be written as James "Humphrey" Bond. However, after careful discussion with the editors, Sir Ian Flemming stated the following "I'd rather name him dogshit" so he settles for Dave as the middle name. He found inspiration from a homosexual, homeless man who lived next door to him in his youth. His name was also Dave. Hence the subcontext that James "Dave" Bond was also a vary gay individual who never fully excepted his sexuality and acted out in perversion with women in an attempt to cover this fact up.

Chris: Guys! Guess what!
Luke/Liam: what?
Chris: Jame's Bond's full name is James Dave Bond and he's gay! I'm so happy that I have someone I can relate to!!!
Luke: dude...your middle name's Martin.
Liam: at least the gay part's right
Chris: darn toodily-doo!!! :D

by DiesIrae92 January 1, 2012

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Occurs when caught in a bad situation, any act that causes the situation to get so bad that everyone is impacted and on even ground.

I was caught by the enemies so I decided to James-Bond it by shooting at a bunch of propane tanks.

by mokijn August 13, 2021


James Bond Love

Intimacy to experience beauty!

Mark Memoly & Chelsea Handler have a James Bond Love.

by Cookie Leslie September 19, 2012


james bond it

Realising that you are in fact out of toilet paper after taking a large dump and having to pull your trousers half way up your legs to scoot to another toilet/stall to retrieve said toilet paper being careful not to be spotted by any other toilet-goer, just like a master spy.

"I ran out of toilet paper in the Nando's toilets the other day. Ended up having to James Bond It.

by unknownriot September 18, 2017


James Bonding

To jump from one motorboat to another without hesitation. (motorboating two or more pair of breasts)

My girlfriend brought her frisky friend over last night and I was James Bonding both of them!

by Hairy slaughter December 31, 2016


James Bonding

When getting a blowjob the person uses a little bit of teeth to graze the shaft so you know there is a little bit of danger.

She used the slightest amount of teeth to James Bonding me. I felt danger and pleasure at the same time!

by too infinity and beyond June 12, 2019


James Bond-ing

James Bond-ing is to dress nice for a small or large amount of time and act like James Bond; flirt, run, and charm. The person James Bond-ing has to have some knowledge to the James Bond Franchise. James Bond-ing also means you will say cheesy James Bond Puns.

Kirk: The name's Bond. James Bond. I was saved by the bell yesterday when I was to go to detention.
Susan: What?
Kirk: Your response was shocking. Positively Shocking.
Susan: Kirk, what the fuck is going on? Why are you all dressed like Tom Cruise?
Kirk: Shut up Susan. I'm dressed because I have to run to school.
Susan: ITS 10 OCLOCK. You should be there already!
Kirk: Ohh, don't bother. We have all the time in the world.
Susan: Oh bugger. Stop James Bond-ing for god's sake.

by Bondbauer007 April 11, 2022