kylie jarvis

Kylie Jarvis the One Girl everyone wants to be! Blue eyed, brown blonde hair. Pretty, kind,smart,and very nice. But you don't want to be on Kylie's Bad side.

Boy- Who's that Girl?
2boy- Ohhh that's Kylie!
boy- DANGGgg! Kylie Jarvis

Stanky Jarvis

A mythical bird spoken of in a prophecy, source unknown, signifying sexual qualities of both abiotic and biotic items.

"Good god, that Jarvis is down-right stanky"

OR

"I know you want some of this Stanky Jarvis"

Taylor Jarvis

An unknown creature from the seas that no one knows about. He was dropped off from Port a potties and it’s an unknown thing that comes from the sea in an iceberg

Taylor Jarvis was lost at sea

jarvis probe

any person or thing that exhibits any negative, unfavorable, or dislikable characteristic or quality

"Dude, my roommate just busted a blueberry fart - what a jarvis probe."

"Agent K banged that girl without a condom. What a jarvis probe!"

"I should have gone to med school - there are just too many jarvis probes in law school."

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Jarvis Goal

A goal scored in Fifa that by essence is 'lucky' or extremely fortunate.

It can come around by deflections, rebounds, glitches or a series of fortunate events characterised by a 'jammy' finish'

When during an attack the defender makes a blinding tackle only to see the ball rebound back off the striker's face and end up in the back of the net. This is a Jarvis Goal

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Invert Jarvis

Someone who has a haircut which is long at the front and shaved at the sides

Look at that kid, what an Invert Jarvis he has!

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tyler jarvis

Latin roots meaning: Killer of dragons and slayer of the beaver. Tyler Jarvis has been seen destroying beavers all around the United States, particularly the southern region.

Your Mom: I wish you were more like Tyler Jarvis.
You: if only I could, mother. My dick is just too tiny.

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