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really cute boy with joker hair who is a catkin and also a furry and draws really well, knows how to cook spaghetti
"jasper says we live in a society"
8👍 8👎
He's the Douche bag Ghost.
Guy: How there, Casper.
Jasper drop the guy's pants down.
Guy: Hey!
Jasper: Ha! Ha! Someone call UPS, as a small package that needs be delivered.
Guy: I thought you were supposed to be a friendly ghost.
Jasper: Idiot! I'm his brother Jasper the douche bag ghost.
Narrator: Jasper the douche bag ghost. The douchest ghost possessed. He'll call you names and act real mean until you feel depressed. He'll always say:
Jasper: Fuck you! And lick my sack you fairy.
Narrator: He's is so damn crude and so damn rude. Jasper the douche bag ghost.
The wake
Priest: We will always remember Annie, but she truly is in a better place.
Jasper possess Annie and stands the corpse up.
People: Ahhh.
Herman: Grandma! I'm so glad you're alive.
Jasper: Herman, you were always my least favorite grandson.
Jasper abandons Annie's corpse which then fells over her grandson.
Jasper: Ha! Ha! Retards!
Narrator: Jasper the douche bag ghost.
Jasper: Lick my sack!
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"Open wide darlin', I've got a hankering to dunk my jaspers!"
18👍 26👎
jasper has small man syndrome
yo jasper ur mom gay.... jasper: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
6👍 7👎
Gay as hell and is the type of kid that vapes and sucks his moms crusty toes he is also very trash at video games and will never have sex .
6👍 10👎
A really hot lad. Very athletic and funny. He will lie if he has to, and never judge you. Perfection! There’s a Jasper in my class and he’s dang good at everything! So smart! 💗💗💗
Girl 1: Jasper likes me!!
Girl 2: Yeah right, Shelly!
Girl 3: Who do you think you are?
Girl 1: There he comes!!
Girl 2 and 3: Jaws drop.
Jasper: Hey Shelly! Let’s talk at lunch!
Girl 2: I’m so sorry, master!
Girl 3: Forgive me, my lord!
4👍 2👎
A amazing beautiful girl ,who is very innocent. And is so loving and you don’t want to hurt her because you would feel like a bitch because you just hurt the best person ever.
4👍 2👎