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1. Massive Schlong (AKA Willy Wonker)
2. Only attracted to males if their names start with Z, C, J, or I.. otherwise he is a heterosexual man
3. Prides himself on the length of his "Squidward's nose," as he often likes to call it
4. Life motto, "bros before hoes unless the hoes have nice toes"
5. Loves it when a man rubs sunscreen on his back, but not in a super gay manner.. just a gentle rub
6. Penis really big
Jaxon has a huge wang
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A perverted freak, who in class won't care at all what the teacher is saying and will come over and touch you pussy and make it super awkward and you will be scared for the rest of your life.
"Oh my god... Please stop touching me jaxon!!!"
"No. I LOVE the feel of your SKIN!!!hahahahahaha!!!"
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A big ugly asshole not mutch to say.The biggest douchebag you'll ever meet.He pretends to like you just to know u like him and hell break you.
Hey did you hear jaxon told blank to kill herself but she still loves him.
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Person that sucks at playing any drum, and thinks he is cool but he is not cool at all!!!!
Jaxon: Fist bump
Person: No your not cool
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The name of someone who is always wrong, in any argument they may think they win but in reality Ellie won.
No wonder his name is Jaxon, he thinks Sodapop Curtis is gay.
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One weird guy probably long hair not good with lady’s typicaly very ugly most look like surfer dudes
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