Jax Bond

Sidekick of James Bond that lived a secluded life in Georgia. Never really achieved the same amount of fame as his counterpart.. However, he is now suffering from Superhero Syndrome in which he believes he is constantly on a mission. One may never recognize him due to his lack of costume and secrecy about his identity.
Weaknesses Include but are not limited to:
Spilling Beer, attempting to move unmovable objects.

"Dude, stop trying to be Jax Bond. That rock is totally movable."

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Jaxed Up

When someone uses the bathroom that's close to your office, takes a dump, tools with the paper, coughs, and then sprays a masking agent.

"Ah man! Someone was in the bathroom and i got jaxed up!"

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Jax Briggs

A very hot man from Mortal Kombat who is a dilf with a daughter named Jacqui Briggs. Nobody compared to him.

“Oh my god is that Jax Briggs?!”
“He is like so hot.”

Jax Cooke

An emotionally abusive stalking obsessive CUNT

Jax Cooke is fried

Jax-elle

To be raised by an amazing woman that is selfless in the daunting task of ensuring the kids grow up to b successful!

Well if they were Jax-Elle then you wouldn't wonder how they r going to turn out cause if you knew their mother there would be no doubt.

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Jax Kap

a hot sexy motha fucker that like to have parties in her pants without inviting winer. only pierre.

omg jax kap is sooo hot right now

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jax and ezra

souls mates that can either be in a relationship type way or friendship way.

jax: omg ezra is my soul mateeee
ezra: omg jax is my soul mateeeee
jax and ezra

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