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A tall male mammal, open to the suggestion and participation of cliff jumping
Jebus Crife took up his pants, and jumped off of the cliff before him. "w00t!" he shouted as he fell.
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1. a non-religiously offensive exclamation of suprise
2. my former name with which i posted definitions on this site
1. "jebus christ! that's 7 inches long!"
2. "jebus christ! that's 7 inches long!"
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The respectful way of saying "Jesus Christ", this is a phrase I made up years ago. I hate ppl who say I stole it from the fucking simpsons. First off, I don't watch that crap ass show that fuckin sucks so much...BAM!...anyway...thats the reason i wrote it here...in urbandictionary.com Now then...no more crap from you bastards...eh?
"Jebus Cripes!!!! Get off the fuckin road!!!!"
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Joe: Also known as the "Generation X Jesus"
Jebus X and Cricketeer VI tear up Egypt.
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Expression of desperation. From "The Simpsons".
Save me Jebus! I am not ready at all for this quiz.
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Remember Mushmouth on "Fat Albert & The Gang"? Verily, verily, I say unto thee: Jebus is the preferred deity of Mushmouth.
Hey-buh, hey-buh, Fat-a Albert-a -- I just-a found-a Jebus in-a da trash-buh-can!
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The ultimate lord and saviour of our world. When he was put up on the cross, he broke it with is bare hands and started fisting soldiers. God Incarnate.
Adam: I think Jesus is the true don of God.
Martin: Ain't sure about that one cheif. Jebus Christus is my lord and saviour.
Adam: You're a cultist aren't you.
Martin: Go to hell you fucking Heratic