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Aunt Jemima

A fat, ugly black girl with messy hair.

Sadie ain't never gonna catch no man until she cleans herself up, gets some new clothes, and loses weight.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005

25๐Ÿ‘ 74๐Ÿ‘Ž


Aunt Jemima

a woman's period, that time of the month

Aunt Jemima is here, so nothing for you tonight.

by Teddy Bundy July 26, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Aunt Jemima

A coloured pancake lady who, with the a gap in her front teeth, and the right hair style, can look like Condolessa Rice. In the earlier sketches of Auntie Jemima she is an older woman, but as society became more demanding the picture has been modified to a sexy woman at the tender age of 70. Her "syrup" is really all the "-glouscoses" mixed with water.

It is a common misconception that Aunt Jemima is married to Uncle Ben (hence their daughter Condolessa Rice), but she is actually a lesbien and is with Betty Crocker... now THAT'S some food for though!

by kuckapoo February 14, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Aunt Jemima

a sexual pleasuring when the man pours Aunt Jemima Syrup on his penis and than fucks the girl with it. He than eats her out and eats the Aunt Jemima from her vagina.

Yo man, i took that broad in that room and gave her the old Aunt Jemima.

I'd like to Aunt Jemima the shit out of her.

by Christian Dileo October 4, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Aunt Jemima

A religion that has come a long way with the Stwabewweeh Empire over many years. We as Jemimimians have many genders such as Inflatable Raft and Jelly Filled Doughnut.

My god is Aunt Jemima

by xXX_HAXOR_MLG_420_XXx February 23, 2017

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Uncle Jemima

When two gay dudes lube up their assholes and place them together to form an airtight seal and then one passes gas. It pushes the gas into the other gay dude and makes his stink star expand and pop a bit, thus giving pleasure.

Hey Thad, rub that maple syrup on my pucker and then back over here with your pants down. I had burritos for lunch and I want to give you an uncle jemima. (also known as the gay shotgun)

by SirCockalot May 15, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


aunt jemima tits

Tits that hang down to the waist. Milk jugs. Long National Geographic Tits with big nipples.



look at the Aunt Jemima tits on that reggae singer!

by b. hanback February 17, 2008

56๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž