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Pronounced "jjjjen jjjjen"
A dribbling window licker that is incapable of simple sat nav directions. She will take you round a roundabout so many times you disappear up your own arsehole. Often of a Bi (polar) orientation. Approach with caution.
Look at that nutter going round in circles, crying, licking her car window.....what a JEN JEN!
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Jens is a guy with talents. He's supportive, loyal, and hot. This is the guy who doesn't get the chance to get girls but is friends whit a lot of girls because he doesn't know what he wants in life. He has a large enough H.S.M.M or heat-seeking moisture missile to pleasure any women's cock-socket
Mia: "OMG it's a Jens let's hope he'll perform a sexually act!!"
Emma: "I'd like his heat-seeking moisture missile in my cock-socket."
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The act of pretending to actually work, when in fact you are sitting on your ass all day doing jack shit.
When someone asks you what your doing at work and your response is "I'm jenning".
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a nickname for blow, cocaine, or the white devil.
yoo are we chillin with jen tonight
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Jens is the perfect name for a rugged cat often seen on adventurous hunts for neighborhood mice.
There goes Jens hunting again!
Jens the best guy in the world he’s like hella cool and a lady’s man
Hey have heard of Jens
Yeah he’s like so cool
Jens is a very nice and friendly guy. But he can be a dumb as ni**a some time and cloud beat everyone he sees and is mad at.
Oh there is Jens he is going to kick your ass