jerkin in aus

'jerkin in aus' is the act of performing jerking ( a lame type of breakdancing) on the continent of Australia. This act is considered an embarrassment to western society, and is widely ridiculed especially by the lads of CCGS Though, there is a significant difference between 'jerkin in aus' and simply 'Jerking' in Australia. To truly be 'jerkin in aus' there are several requirements:
1. Your dad must be filming
2. You must be hated by 90% of people that know you
3. You must disgrace historic buildings
4. You must be a complete fucking Dickhead
5. You must love penis in and around your mouth
6. Your only friend must be an orc
7. You must suck at life
8. You must recover from each fall by shifting your weight to your right hand, suspending your legs in the air, and looking like a total shithead

There has been only one reported case of 'jerkin in aus'. It was uploaded to youtube on 23rd of November 2009. The video was widely ridiculed by the wide Australian community. Response has been overwhelmingly negative (with reason)

youtube.com/watch?v=lBOjZEqX9Xc&feature=fvst

below, the definition of lads, they took heckling this jerker to the next level.

youtube.com/watch?v=pJ-kET9HzMc

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lurkin jerkin

the lockport new york version of a peeping tom that masterbates at your window.

Yo! i think i see John Miller be lurkin jerkin at my window last night!

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Jerkin Boy

A boy that always has to jerk with watching another dude bang his girlfriend.

Jerkin boy: Kyle why you always bangin my girlfriend!
Kyle: Shut up jerkin boy, if you can't handle the jerk, you gotta get out!

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jerkin' the gerkin'

vigorously masturbate

i jerk the gerkin' everyday

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jerkin the gherkin

having a wank

i was jerkin the gherkin last night

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Durgin' Jerkin'

The act of two or more male vikings that are jerking each other off over their dead enemy's bodies, and yell "HINGERDINGERDARGEN" while in the act.

Hey Olaf, want to go Durgin' Jerkin' after the battle?

Werkin’ and Jerkin’

1. Working hard to grind something out before a deadline while thoroughly enjoying it.

2. Masturbating while working.

1. I was so productive today! I was totally werkin’ and jerkin’.

2. Jeffrey Toobin was fired from The New Yorker for werkin’ and jerkin’ on Zoom.