jerk

1. Someone who just doesn't let up. He/She keeps going and going and just doesn't get the message to shut up, cause the "joke" isn't funny anymore.

2. Someone who has no "off switch" or can't tell a story without taking 3 days to tell, when in the end it goes nowhere.

Jason: (tells an endless story that goes nowhere)
Jeff/Glenn: You're a f*&%ing JERK, Jason, shut up, you make no sense.
Jason: (then proceeds to bash mothers and spouses)
Glenn: Shoot this JERK!!!

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jerk

A word that is typically used by pussies, women, and Tom Cruise.

Tom Cruise talking to the guy who just squirted water in his face: You're...you're a jerk.

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jerk

foolish person.

sammy is such a JERK all he does is make fun of people.

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jerk

a new style of dance and music hitting northern california and growing rapidly

the dance style is composed of three moves: dippin, jerkin, and "the reject". combined with some stylish hand and body movements, you can create your own style of jerkin!

the music to go along with jerkin can be anything that is energetic. some bands made songs just for the dance like

The Push-Teach Me How to Jerk and
New Boyz-You're a Jerk

"that guy can jerk soo good!"
"i know and check out those skinny jeans and nikes!!"

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Jerk

A person (usually male) who is the very essence of evil. They swear most all the time and have barely any knowledge of the world or of how to behave in public. Rude to people who "are different". Girls are often times crazy over these kinds of people mostly because they think they can change them or that being with them will keep them from being jerks. These guys will make the girl they are with cry and just sit there and watch while the girl's little nerdy friend tried to make her feel better. They get away with all kinds of nonsense and pick on small children by throwing them into the wall for doing the same evil, horrible, wrong things to the jerk's "girlfriend" that he does to her everyday. Bad people.

Jerk- Hey babe, I'm gay just so you know.
Jerk's Girlfriend- *cries*
Jerk- HAHA so yeah man did you see that movie the other day?
Nerdy friend of Jerk's Girlfriend- Are you alright? I told you he was bad news.
Jerk's Girlfriend- *cries some more and makes nerdy friend sad*
10 MINUTES LATER
Jerk's Girlfriend-I still love you even though it's obvious you don't care about me or how I feel.

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JERK

someone who is very inconsiderate of people's feelings and calls people sand niggers

"that corey is such a JERK"

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jerk

Act of sexually fulfilling yourself

fuk man i just had the best jerk!

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