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When a French asshole pretends to give you a baguette and decides to eat it in front of your ass.
LOL madame got Je baguetted
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A mild dialect-in-writing variant of "just sayin'," a phrase that follows a statement or affirmation that might potentially give offense in order to defuse any insult.
Standard English equivalent = "No offense."
"You buzzed that guy in? Suppose he was some sort of murderer or rapist?"
"That so-called murderer and rapist just happens to be my brother."
"Jes sayin'."
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Dutch version of "Yo daddy"The opposite of "je moeder". je vader is mostly used by little 14-year-old shitheads who think it's a heavy insult online.
ME: Bro shut the fuck up
IT: Je vader
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A term only used by atheists who have no idea about how little christian churches actually ask for, or that products actually cost money to make.
You people are fucking idiots, and I shall send a paedophile dressed up as a priest to your houses to molest you.
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the exploitation of the supposed savior; this can be seen in the likes of Christian book stores, church offerings, and those fucking gay what would jesus do bracelets
I wish Jesus was here so I could make some money because I'm a stupid Jew.
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Je-Rard is literally Jesus reincarnated; he is everything anyone would want, especially in the nether regions.
"Omg, Je-Rard is flawless. Have you seen his skin?"
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When your with the lads having a bit of banter, when you see a very attractive girl, You turn to your mates and say "jevoudrais" this translates from French to English as I would. You say this as you don't want the girl to understand what this means but you still get to show your freinds why you think this. This word must not be used in French.
Tavinator3000:Wow Je voudrais
Freind:Really?
Tavinator3000:Hell yeah man!
Freind:Are you joking bud?
Tavinator3000:No!
Freind: Standards mate!
Tavinator3000:Fair play
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