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Jesse means "the gift" and he is a gift for anyone that is lucky enough to know him. Jesse has eyes that are like windows to his soul and lips that smile in a way that will make you have to catch your breath. His intelligence and humour go perfectly with his ability to make you feel like you are the only person in the world. He's a romantic and will steal your heart everyone loves Jesse and how could they not he's artistic, creative and perfectly loyal and honest. His bad ass side only makes him more irresistible. If you are lucky enough to be near a Jesse enjoy him and treat him well he will be forever part of you and if you are lucky enough to love him don't ever let him forget it and never ever let him go.
A fell in love with a boy named Jesse and he will be the last person I ever kiss.
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1. a raging homosexual who enjoys winter sports
2. a slang term for a boy born with only one testicle
1."you hear about johns bad crash on the slopes?"
"Yeah I heard they found out hes a Jesse."
2."Mr. and Mrs shively, your son unfortunately was born as a Jesse.
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Literally the greatest guy you will ever meet. He's a juggalo and girls can't help but fall for him. He has beautiful blue eyes and an amazing smile. Girls are often jealous of his girlfriend because she has what they want. He won't cheat on his girlfriend EVER and he is just an amazing guy.
Girl 1: Damn did you see Jesse today?
Girl 2: Yeah, he was with his girlfriend.
Girl 3: I wish I was her.
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You’re everyday Feilding cunt. Says he’ll root and boot yah but in reality he falls in love with you. What a soft fuck. Thinks he’s got a big dick when in reality it’s a 90 degree curve banana looking thing. Gyms to much and has a thing for frying pans
Jesse: wow is that a frying pan? I bet she’d love my 90 degree dong
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Jesse is a blockhead. He is slow and morbidly obese. He has no hair and no teeth. He is a loser who's addicted to drugs. Everyone hates him. He is a lazy immature worthless bum. He cant keep a job and he mooches off of other people. He is a high school dropout and a leech who has aids. He should be in prison or dead. He looks like a pedophile
Jesse is the ugliest dude alive
Jesse is a fat tranny whore
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noun
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NORTH AMERICAN informal offensive
a male homosexual.
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