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"Jesus H. Christ", the "H" stands for "Heli" Jesus' GrandFather's name.
LUKE 3:23, "Now Jesus began His ministry when He was about 30 years old. He was, as many people thought, the son of Joseph, the son of HELI."
I can't believe it -- Jesus H. Christ actually MEANS something!
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Jesus Hey-Zeus Christ. Many Mexicans are named after Him. Also used as a cuss-word by the irreverent.
And He shall be named Jesus H. Christ because He shall say "Hey, Zeus, I'm gonna take your place!"
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1. A term used to properly adress the lord and savior of the christian religion.
The H obviously standing for hoe master because everyone knows that Jesus had a way with the ladies.
"Jesus H. Christ why dont my hoes give me any respect."
"Jesus H. Christ show me the way to your sanctom of bitches and hoes."
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Jesus Howard Christ. Howard is from a parodistic form of the Lords Prayer:
Our Father who art in heaven,
Howard be Thy name...
In the actual prayer, "Howard" is actually the word "Hallowed".
The name is generally used as an exclamatory interjection.
Elf: The Iraqis shot down Santa!
Jesus: Jesus H. Christ!
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What I say when something so incredibly stupid that the world stops happens.
Jesus fuck Christ, did you see that motherfucker cut me off?
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A new spicy way to say Jesus Christ
bob:jesus hitler christ
tom:what
bob:yes
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Everyone screams "Jesus H. Christ!" all damn day, but no one, and I mean NO ONE knows what the H stands for. Little known fact: it stands for Hooplah.
Jesus Hooplah Christ! Look at'em titties!
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