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A superior being known as "The Jet". At any given time, if the impossible is needed to be accomplished the Jet must be unleashed. To unleash The Jet it is simple, just yell "JET" at the top of your lounges.
Craig Fitzgibbons: Oi Jet can you help me lift this large and abnormally sized pumkin into my trailer?
The Jet: Yeh no problem fitzy. *tries lifting the 500kg pumpkin and fails*
Craig Fitzgibbons: Strewth, we have a heavy pumpkin here. Think we might have to get Darrel over to lend a helping hand.
The Jet: NO! We still have one option left. I think you know what to do!
Craig Fitzgibbons: JETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
*Before Craig could even scratch his right nut, the pumkin was in the trailer*
The Jet: So... Drop the pumpkin soap off tomorrow mate
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noun. verb.
n: a plane that uses engines that push air behind the plane to propel it forward.
v: to leave quickly, especially when no one knows or is watching.
That jet broke the sound barrier!
Yo lets jet before the cops get here and take our drugs!
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A band of cocky australians who think they are god's gift to rock and steal from other sources, especially the beatles. They talk shit about other bands and have big ass egos. I mean who the hell do they think they are, Oasis? And they even manage to be annoying - their song "Are you gonna be my girl" is impossible to escape from its freakin everywhere.
"Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
A fool of everyone
A fool of everyone"
They were probrably talkin about themseleves there....
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noun, countable
the Japan Exchange and Teaching programme; a programme that is conducted by local authorities and other organizations in Japan in cooperation with the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, the Ministry of Education etc, and that offers university graduates from overseas the opportunity to serve in local government organizations as well as public, private junior and senior high schools
1) a loser who cannot find employment in his own country and earns a living by doing an extremely easy job for a native English speaker in Japan. His lack of aptitude for the Japanese language alienates him from society.
A JET makes a display of his knowledge of Japan.
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This is just a little sidenote to what someone named "siram" said about Jet's song "Are You gonna be my girl". Siram said that the entire song is based around one chord. Siram said it on the first page about Jet.
ALL SONGS (unless the key modulates, which it doesnt do very often, mainly classical music) are based around ONE chord!
Also, the simplicity or complexity of a song shouldnt make it any better or worse, as long as it sounds good then its a good song.
Siram: Jet made a song based around one chord! ;(
Me: What's with the name Siram? More like... CRAP!
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That thing that everyone leaves on. Esp. John Denver. And Peter, Paul, and Mary.
"I'm leavin' on a jet plane..."
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