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Jew

People who get unfairly blamed for everything. In reality, that's just because people are jealous of them because Jews are mega-rich. :)

Non-Jew: Everything is the Jews' faults!
Jew: You're just jealous because we're richer than you.
Non-Jew: *Sulks*

by dsgvvbsdkufbgs January 17, 2011

1139πŸ‘ 1058πŸ‘Ž


Jew

A group of people comprising 0.002% of the world's population yet drawing unproportional amount of media coverage (especially Israeli Jews).

The world is obsessed with Jews. Therefore, the world should get a life.

by sdhgdhdtjhdfjnmfdyjfry November 22, 2006

15320πŸ‘ 15130πŸ‘Ž


Jew

Jew can sometimes be used by wanna be gangsters normally from London areas as a form of affection for a female.

They use the word Jew so gang friends won’t see that they are being cute to a gyal.

For example ….. your my Jew or Jew You

by TheRoADMan24 June 15, 2022

9πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Jewing

1. To renege on or break a deal based upon previously unexpressed or recently invented fine print, often due to unforeseen negative consequences.

2. To promote one's own self interest to the detriment of someone else to whom you have some type of loyalty or obligation.

1. Every time we make a bet, he jews out of it when he loses.

2. I'd ask him to join our group, but he'd end up jewing us over when it comes to the final grade.

by ICBomber October 29, 2007

218πŸ‘ 224πŸ‘Ž


Jew

Jew (Verb)

To cheat someone out of something for personal financial gain, normally an odd job or something of the nature.

Ted: I get paid like $200 dollars a month to water plants man.
Joe: If you weren't my friend, I would totally jew that job from you for like 150 bucks.

by Tyler Vanston August 7, 2007

2004πŸ‘ 1999πŸ‘Ž


Jew

Jews are whiter versions of white people... they're smarter, with shitier hand-eye coordination.

Hi, I'm Jewish. Let me help you with your taxes.

by copernicusmike September 6, 2007

413πŸ‘ 406πŸ‘Ž


Jews

Group of people who follow judaism.
seem to be most hated people on the planet ether because there history of success with money and business or there history of claiming prophethood and divinity causing them to be exiled on almost every possible place on the east side of the planet earth.

You shouldn't hate Jews just because somebody told you too.

by zip_coon August 8, 2007

1443πŸ‘ 1420πŸ‘Ž