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n. A woman of Jewish faith and/or descent who displays at least two of the following criteria:
a) viciousness
b) greed
c) arrogance
d) vanity
e) social-dominance
f) inability to do minor tasks (i.e. cooking, cleaning, laundry)
g) fragility
h) dishonesty
Did you hear about Herschel? The poor heeb has downed his fifth bottle of Manischewitz because of that wershtuptd Jewish Princess he just married. Oy gevald!
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A Jew who lives a lifestyle normally associated with Southerners.
A Jewish redneck drives to synagogue in a pickup truck.
Mike goes to synagogue on Saturday and deer hunting on Sunday. He's such a Jewish Redneck.
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When two or more Jews get together and discuss who knows who's Jewish friends and relatives from where.
Shem tov: You know my brother Morty from New York, he's a doctor, married to Rachael?
Herschel: Yes, I once went out for bagels with him at my cousin Eli's diner in Long Island. Oy, you should have seen the savings!
Passerby: What a Jewish Geography!
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Jewish freedom is when everybody reads about the Holocoast (big letter!) three times a day. When all media is runed by them. When they dictate ups and downs in economy.
Person #1 Hey, why are all media, authors and financial institutions jews? Why do we have the same situation as Hitler described with no discussion?
Persona non grata #2
Fuck you, im jewish! Jewish freedom is what you got!
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While performing oral-sex on a female, insert one's nose into the vagina and discharge/ blow/ exhale through the nostrils with increased velocity.
Isaiah had no kleenex to blow his nose, so he performed a Jewish Handkerchief on his girlfriend. Subsequently relieving congestion and leaving both parties satisfied.
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To adopt a thrifty or cost-mindful attitude.
"Dude, we're running low on funds. We better set it to Jewish until the end of the month."
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