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to ejaculate sperm, popularized in the song "jizz in my pants"
hot girl: o fuck, fuck!
you: a shit i gotta pull it out, im gonna jizz!
hot girl: ok
you: AAAAHHHHHHHHAAAH * cums on her face
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A: "That is an apple."
B: "No it's a Granny Smith."
A: "Eh, whatever... Same jizz..."
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What women want inside their mouth, ass, and/or pussy.
My girlfriend enjoyed swallowing the jizz I gave her last night.
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Not to be confused with jizzing (pronounced with a hard "j"), jizzing (pronounced with a soft Spanish "j") is the act of jizzing (pronounced with a hard "j") while maintaining classy.
Female Sexual Partner- "Ya, ya, ya!"
Ron Burgundy- "Merlin's beard! I think I am going to Jizz (soft "j")!"
Female Sexual Partner- "Oh, Mr. Burgundy!"
Ron Burgundy-(jizzes, takes a sip of scotch, and begins singing the National Anthem).
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Fucking done either at lunch break or on company time at or near one's job.
The computers were down at the job, so Mario went to his girlfriend's house just five blocks away for some jizzness.
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to ejaculate out of the male penis. (verb) Not used in the sexual meaning but as an action to do to people if they piss you off. Most commonly used towards teachers.
Nick: Damn! That dumb bitch teacher just fuckin gave me a detention!
Caleb: Dude, just jizz in her eye or something.
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when a subject gets you extremely and overly excited
person 1: man he freakin loves studying cardiology
person 2: yea he jizzes on that shit
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