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That was some delicious jizzy biz
the feeling of residue on your penis either premature or post ejaculation.
1. You just hung out with Amanda, you got that jizzy dick?
2. The sight of Scarlette Johansson's chron tits gave me the case of the jizzy dick.
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The act of stealing someone's girl
Brandon: doesn't she have a boyfriend
Marcel: don't care
Brandon: Oh shoot he pulling a Jizzy Tizzy
When nearing the end of a wank you start spinning round really quickly, jiz flies off in random directions, then you fall over due to the dizziness - you might land in it, you might not.
Friend: what is that in your hair?
Me: probably some cum...just had a dizzy jizzy.
The act of a bunch of guys cumming in a blender with ice cream milk and oreo's, blend it and then you enjoy.
John loves to have jizzy blizzards and sip on them while listening to his favorite jam hot lips.
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The act of ejaculating on the image of Queen Elizabeth's face on a British bank note, then using the ejaculatory fluid as a natural adhesive to stick the bank note to your partner's face.
This was traditionally done with a five pound note, but due to the 2017 release of the plastic five pound note, (which is less absorbent) has changed to the ten pound note.
"Morning love... what have you done to that tenner?"
"JIZZY LIZZY!!"
"Oh for fuck's sake"
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the act of jizzing on a friends/enemies pillow for a light-hearted practical joke
"oh no!jizzy pillow you buggers"
"man i just jizzed all over calum's pillow,poor bugger"
Later on upon discovering his jizzy pillow:
"oh you buggers!who jizzed on my pillow!?" que gentle laughing in the background
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