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A Cock Jog is when a guy goes for a jog for the sole purpose of showing off and trying to score numbers from women.
Cock Jogs are usually taken by shirtless guys who jog up next to hot women and try to exchange numbers.
Douche: "See ya later Tom!"
Thomas: "Hey where are you going?"
Douche: "I'm going for a Cock Jog"
Thomas: "oh"
*10 minutes later
Douche: "Hey, my names Douche!"
Claire: "Oh Hi!"
Douche: "Wanna exchange numbers?"
Claire: "Sure!"
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An alternative name for a festive jog in December if you really want to piss off some atheists or others who don't believe in Jesus.
Kid: Should we name our race the Hanukkah Hustle?
Teacher: No that would be like calling it The Jesus Jog.
To exercise ones manhood in a sporting fashion
Look at the bruise i've got on the palm, i've just been nob jogging
workin out the main vein. keepin up your cock like a jock.
i just spent an hour corn jogging to heidiv,
The act of speeding up for a few seconds as soon as you trip in the street, so as to mask the moment from your fellow pedestrians. They will assume you stopped a few hundred metres back to tie your shoelace, and needed to get back on schedule.
Oh, look, that guy's started running. Is there an ice cream van -- oh, he's done already. Must have been trip jogging.
When your fingers are moving in a motion like jogging in order to sexualy please their partner.
"We were fooling around and he just started finger jogging me! It was like he ran a 5.k!
The uncontrollable urge you get each and every time you for a jog to defecate in public. Usually done by Australian men from Queensland. Also known as serial fecal dumpers.
Tourist #1: OMG....did you just see that? That aussie bloke jogging just took a dump on that driveway.
Tourist #2: Relax, that's normal here... he's just having a bog jog.