Zimmer Jockey

A person of age who requires the use of a walking frame to get around, bless them.

A Zimmer Jockey includes great-grannies and grandads. It's great to watch a multi-rider race when the tea-trolley arrives. It's 2 Fast 2 Furious but in slow motion, without the wheels and speed. Lester Piggott may one day be the greatest zimmer jocky of all time.

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moose jockey

A word that means a Canadian person, most times in a derogatory way, but most normal Canadians would not be offended. Comes from the notion of Canadians riding mooses.

He said 'eh'? What a moose jockey!

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bucket jockey

A person who jumps into the back of a car to go off campus for lunch with you, but doesn't talk to the driver first.

This type of person also screws up any pre-planned lunches by taking up a seat or “bucket” in the vehicle. This messes up the number of people originally walking to the car by adding an unknown extra person to sneak a ride in the vehicle. Most of the time the driver is too nice and polite to kick the bucket jockey out of the seat, because it is guaranteed to be a socially awkward confrontation. This results in a quiet and uncomfortable car ride to and from lunch. This word was coined by Taylor Carey and other students from Athens Drive High School.

johnny french - “wow really? that bucket jockey just jacked my bucket”

ridiculous nicholas - “oh word, well then kick him out”

johnny french - “naw man, that’ll be mad awkward”

ridiculous nicholas - “wait, doesn’t he have his own car, shouldn’t he drive himself”

bucket jockey - ...*chirp chirp*

Next example:
cole - “yo we going to Bo’s today?”

tcarey - “yeah chief, hop in my car”

cole - “oh shoot you already got like four bucket jockeys in there”

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Jockey Swag

When one tucks his or her pants into his or her Nike mid-calf socks.

Guy#1:Dude did you see that guy with his pants tucked into his socks? What a loser!
Guy#2: Nah bro that's the latest thing it's jockey swag. He has got some serious swag. Whatta boss.

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teriyaki jockey

term that refers to a male (generally white) who has a near exclusive taste for Asian women; one inflicted with yellow fever.

John is such a teriyaki jockey, he only dates Asian chicks.

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Dis Jockey

- To lose when losing isn't an option (I.E the options are to win or draw)

- To mess up a situation in which there's only something to gain
- To snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

Mate, I'm such a dis jockey. I've managed to lose money on a free bet.

For Fucks sake, you're such a dis jockey.

blow jockey

1. One who frequently administers blow jobs. Derogatory.

2. One who delivers blow jobs in such great numbers that they could be considered to do so on a professional and/or commercial level.

Jacob: Look at this fucking blow jockey...
Daniel: She smells like marines.
Jacob: Like I said...