Joe

An Amazing person that is always ready to help. He's caring, friendly and funny. The type of person you can know for a week and its feels like you've known him forever.
A rare person to find, but when you have his friendship or loyalty, it will always be there unwaveringly

It is not easy to define a joe in words

I'm lucky to have Joe.

Yes, he's amazing

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Joe

A Chicago based slang term taking the place of a person's real name. Commonly used when a person knows your name but you dont know theirs.

Mark: Man Joe you trippin'
or
Mark: Wass up Joe.

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joe

joe is the boy that slightly resembles an adorable puppy. what with his big deep brown eyes and small smile that will make you melt from the cuteness. he's also hilarious, in that he makes you laugh all the time. he's got this vibe that makes you just want to give him a big hug and feel his warmth. when he's near, you can smell his scent. his scent lingers and you want that to be the only thing you smell. his lips look soft and kissable. though, you keep in mind that he is an angel that could never love you the way you love him. he's the one you want but can't have. there are so many other things to say about joe. he's so sweet and nice and lovable. he's perfect. that's one word to sum him up: perfect. he even got dose straight boys turnin' gay fo dat ass.

ryan: hey, you heard of that joe dude?
brendon: yeah, he's adorable
ryan: wait, what
brendon: i mean-...
brendon: ryro, i love you boo, it's just-.
ryan: i understand, i mean, just look at his face.
brendon: i know. *adoring sigh*

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Joe

A Man's name. A shortened version of the name Joseph. Simply the greatest name ever. Only the smartest. most athletic, best looking, coolest and all round greatest guys are called Joe.

My name is Joe. You know that means i rule!

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Joe

Just like a cup of black coffee, he is completely bitter and will wreck your mouth. People say that a cup of Joe is a wonderful start to the morning, but no. A cup of Joe is a punch in the face will spitting on you saying how shit you are.

Dont have Joe in the morning, he's so bitter at that time!
Oh yeah that guy is a total Joe, always bitter about life in the morning.

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Joe

Northern Irish slang for a condom.

Here m8, got ne joes bi?
Aye no sweat, 4 pack o' perfoma oughta do 'er.
Cheers m8
Get 'er bucked!

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Joe

The most awesome guy, ever. Known for his killer abs and manly jawline. Underneath his rugged exterior, Joes are kind and perfect in every way. Competitive and sometimes argumentative, but Joes always try to do what is right. An overall perfect guy who everyone adores

"I am a freshman and I started talking to a senior guy! Will everything be ok?"

"Of course it will, his name is Joe!"

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