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John is the name of a sexy, handsome, adorable, cute as can be guy. He is usually paired with girls named Marissa, because a John is the only one who can handle her craziness. John is a perfect guy to date because he is caring, loving, protective, loyal, trust-worthy, hilarious, romantic guy who will do anything to make his girl happy. John will not let his girl go for anyone else; he is very protective. He is moody on occasion and will only open up to someone he knows he can trust but when he does spill what's on his mind he can be very emotional and shows that he has true feelings. John will not let this out to just anyone though. John also has a playful side that shows when he hangs out with his many guy friends. John is a man who is respectable, successful and intelligent. He usually is an extremely good athlete which puts him in amazing shape. His body is tight and very muscular with gorgeous abs, biceps, and legs. Johns usually do not realize how amazing they are and anyone who tries to tell them will not get through. John is a tall brunet with very tan, perfect skin and dark brown eyes that hold many secrets. His gaze will make any girl's stomach flutter. John's kisses are passionate and filled with his love for you and he is AMAZING in bed. John is an fabulous man and any girl who is with him is crazy to ever let him go.
"Wow! Who's that amazing shortstop? Number 5? The tall brunette? He's fucking hot!"
"I just had an amazing night with my husband, John. We had a romantic dinner and then amazing sex! God he makes me feel so good!"
"OMFG John is so fucking funny!"
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the cutest most adorable person in the entire of the world
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A term frequently used in Norse mythology dating back to the age of Thrain. It was said that one could only become Johned if they were truly two Peters. The equation of 2 peters equaling a John is still highly challenged in certain academic circles.
- I was so Johned last night I became a Peter.
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the bestest friend ever he's very thicc and the most kindest person ever
friend 1: "isn't that john that has a thicc ass?"
friend 2: "ohhh of course"
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Definition 1: The object of attention surrounding Cardinal Mooney Catholic High School’s track and Cross country teams. Often accompanied with the word “yeah” before it. He is the pure essence of running broken down into it’s true form.
Definition 2: A sub species of human commonly hunted by the Terrance, more widely known as the Dj. The Dj spends hours acquiring all known information about John so he can hunt him down. The Dj likes to freak out the John by sending creepily hilarious videos directed at the John. Definition two of John is commonly accompanied by the word “hey” beforehand.
Definition 1: Gigi: Have you seen my grandson, who’s name goes by John?
Everyone on Mooney cross country: Yeah John!
Definition 2: Dj (Terrance) Blakeley: Hey John, things are looking a bit silly today, aren’t they a John.
John: Things are looking honestly pretty good today xD! Lol
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john is the sexiest guy that you will ever meet and he loves girls and he will treat any girl right. John has a huge penis and he can satisfy any woman . He is tall and athletic and he has the most perfect skin. Find a boy named John and keep him Ladies. And sometimes has friends name Cash.
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John is a quiet kid, who feels insecure about his looks, has trouble talking to the girl he likes because he doesn’t want to screw things up and make them hate him and because of this he gets anxious about talking to them, and has a bad mindset of “if I don’t talk to them, I can’t screw things up,” is usually an introvert and suffers from depression and amongst other mental issues, the things that are always on his mind are death, getting wasted and the girl he likes, John will usually hide his mental issues, because he doesn’t want to burden others with them, he usually does or says things that others will call him edgy for, but only ever behind his back, his friends would 100% try to help him if they knew about his mental issues, so if you know a John you should talk to them to make sure they’re okay
Person 1: who’s that edgy kid over there?
Person 2: oh that edgelord? His name is John
Person 1: Ah, that makes more sense
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