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A fool that picked the wrong house.
All Carl Johnson had to do, was follow the damn train.
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to do something spectacularly stupid
My new baby sitter used to be a peadophile but he's ok now. Real cheap too.
I really Rian Johnsoned it.
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"The King of the Delta Blues Singers" Arguably the single most influential musician of the 20th century. Born c. May 8, 1911 in Hazelhurst, Mississippi.
Wrote 29 songs that were recorded in San Antonio, Texas in November 1936 and Dallas, Texas in June 1937. Among them was "Cross Road Blues" which fueled the myth that he sold his soul to the devil in exchange for his guitar and vocal skills.
Robert Johnson is important because he personified the most popular songwriting, vocal and guitar styles of the Mississippi Delta and played the music better than anyone before. He profoundly influenced the mid-century blues artists of Memphis, St. Louis and Chicago, thereby planting the seed that became rock 'n roll.
Died in obscurity c. August 16, 1938 in Greenwood, Mississippi -- one month before John Hammond Sr. located him to play a national tour. He was 27 at the time of his death, preceding Bryan Jones, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain and other members of the 27 Club.
Robert Johnson wrote "Sweet Home Chicago," "Love in Vain," "Stop Breakin' Down," "Traveling Riverside Blues" and "Dust My Broom."
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A man who can't even adhere to his own covid guidelines.
Boris Johnson and his cronies put the UK in restrictions On Christmas 2020, yet he invites 100 people to a Christmas sesh to have some cheese and wine.
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Hotrod Johnson is when you are feeling more than good. The night of drankin, and whatever else might have been up your sleeve to amplify the fun, may be coming to an end but not if your in your prime. Once you get to this stage in the night you have the urge to let everyone know that you are Hotrod Johnson.
Guy: Dude how ya feeling?
Dude: I'm fucking Hotrod Johnson.
Guy: Perfect!
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My women was giving me dome after she gave me the classic handy johnson
The CEO and founder of Aperture Science Innovators. Later renamed Aperture Laboratories. Has and awesome voice (JK Simmons). And is extremely rich. Got sick and died from moon-rock poisoning. Caroline is his best friend and secretary. Hates lemons if life gives them to you.
Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down
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