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In short, a Jonah is the most perfect guy that exists, his name already has you influenced by his godliness and amazing charisma, he is often tall and extremely handsome, he is nice and will always pick you up when you are down, you can talk to him about everything, a Jonah is someone you should never let go of.
Example:
«I met this awesome guy yesterday»
«Whats he like»
«He is a Jonah»
«OMG never let him go»
A person who acts like a dick and has a billboard for a forehead, really arrogant
Damn, your dumb Jonah with that big ass forehead.
Jonah's are extremely smart and confident along with being a great friend. Jonah's are rare and have a great personality, they also do their best to be a friend and are likely to be very strong.
Did you see JONAH today, he was answering questions in a second.
Jonah was extremely mad today and broke the table.
A simp with anger issues that tries to guilt trip lots of people
Did you hear that she broke up with Jonah.
Jonah is the best guy you’ll ever meet! He lights up the room the second he walks in, smiling ear to ear. He’ll always be there for you disregarding anything you’ve done or said wrong. He’ll do anything to make his girlfriend Mady happy (they’re practically married). He sticks up for that girl and is always her number one fan.
Person: oh my gosh look how cute they are
Other person: that’s just jonah and mady, they’ve been together forever lol
Man has the biggest dick, the most suave facial hair, and is most likely fucking your girl. In summary hes one handsome devil.
"Bro dont let that guy near your girl."
"Why not?"
"His name is Jonah"
Proof that Jesus approves of vore.
Person 1: Wow! I sure love reading the bible!I
Person 2: Especially Jonah, my favorite story.
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